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Green Eggs and Slam


Green Eggs and Slam 1080
THIS IS *REAL* HARDCORE, FRUITS [via the neighborhood]
May 2nd, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D

If you like songs about castles, monsters, and wizards, you […]


Greatest Hits 2860
What is the Best Christian Metal/Hardcore Band???? [you’re moshing 4 Christ]
April 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D

As you might guess from the header image, I am […]


Green Eggs and Slam 1120
SOME AWESOME NEW HARDCORE BANDS [you’re moshing!]
April 25th, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D

Lettuce be reality: the hardcore scene of the last ten […]


Green Eggs and Slam 880
LET’S TALK ABOUT TEENAGE GIRLS & TUMBLR
April 19th, 2011 at 12:40pm Sergeant D

Typical Tumblr user: airheaded teenage girl who listens to metalcore […]


Green Eggs and Slam 2210
WHAT IS THE BEST BREAKDOWN OF ALL TIME???
April 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D

I love that “Tour Of Italy” sampler at Olive Garden […]


Green Eggs and Slam 1050
LET’S TALK ABOUT VISION OF DISORDER!
April 8th, 2011 at 3:00pm Sergeant D

As some of you know, I cut my teeth in […]


Green Eggs and Slam 1090
I AM A PROFESSOR IN METALOLOGY
April 5th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D

RoCkStArBaSs100 introduces himself to the internet. He loves metal — […]


Green Eggs and Slam 1810
DEATHCORE VS SLAM METAL: HOW 2 TELL THEM APART
April 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D

It has come to my attention that some people are […]


Green Eggs and Slam 440
XIBALBA = YOU’RE MOSHING [via tagger metal/909]
March 30th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D

Pretty much everybody who can tell their asshole from their […]


Green Eggs and Slam 560
NU SLAMZ 4 U: EPICARDIECTOMY
March 18th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D

Is it just me, or is the GUTTURAL SLAMMING BRUTALITY […]


Green Eggs and Slam 120
NEW JAMZ: BIG CHOCOLATE “HILION” EP #DUBCORE
March 17th, 2011 at 2:00pm Sergeant D

MUSICAL GENRES ARE DEAD // LONG LIVE POST-GENRE EXPERIMENTAL GENRES […]


Green Eggs and Slam 930
LITURGY IS THE FUTURE OF POST-BLACK METAL [VIA SCION]
March 16th, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D

IDK much about black metal (I stopped being interested in […]


Green Eggs and Slam 400
OMG A DAY 2 REMEMBER ACOUSTIC SET <3 <3 <3
March 11th, 2011 at 2:30pm Sergeant D

So my aunt does stuff for Victory Recordings where she […]


Green Eggs and Slam 920
WHO SHOULD EARACHE RECORDS SIGN NEXT?????
March 9th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D

When I look back at the last twenty years, there […]


Greatest Hits 1480
Being in a Band is for Losers [Scientific Proof]
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:40pm Sergeant D

Fig A: Coolness over time (musician vs non-musicians) If you […]


Green Eggs and Slam 690
VICTORY RECORDS SIGNS SOME NU-METAL FURRY BAND CALLED THE BUNNY THE BEAR
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:00pm Sergeant D

The latest addition to the family over at leading independent […]


Green Eggs and Slam 520
WINDS OF PLAGUE 2K11 = UNFADEABLE STEEZ
February 17th, 2011 at 10:30am Sergeant D

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MOTHERFUCKERS??? WINDS OF PLAGUE BACK […]


Green Eggs and Slam 720
ARE THESE BLACK METAL BANDS GOOD??
February 16th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D

What’s up rmember me i’m still BIG PIMPIN lol! Hay […]


Green Eggs and Slam 1630
IS HATEBREED THE BEST HARDCORE BAND OF ALL TIMES????
February 15th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D

INTRO BUST Everybody knows that Hatebreed is by far the […]


Green Eggs and Slam 800
EMMURE HAS A NU VIDEO [via Limp Bizkit]
February 10th, 2011 at 12:00pm Sergeant D

My friend Martin, who is mostly into goregrind (he’s a […]


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