Haterade

He is also a raging misogynist who attacks Myrkur’s “anorexic black metal.”

What is Corey Taylor’s kryptonite???

Today in “things that are not at all shocking.”

Dear Lord, please bless us with less shitty music.

I did not alter that photo after downloading it from the band’s website.

Wow, what a loser!

“Leif Jensen is a fat bitter German with a slowly increasing liver and kidney disease, just like so many of his particular ilk.”

Vince has a startling realization: that TOOL are to blame for an entire generation of butt rock bands.

The All That Remains frontman has some choice words about the media attention given to Jenner’s transition.

Slightly less pleasant than slowly dying while trapped in a car wreck for several hours.

Here at MetalSucks we encourage diverse opinions. The world would be truly boring without different points of view. But time and time again we see people viciously slamming bands on the Internet who don’t cater to their particular tastes. (Guilty!)

So the question is: are you destroying the scene? Are we destroying it? Are WE ALL blowing it to pieces because we’re immature pieces of crap whose egos can’t stand the fact that someone has different tastes in music than we do?

Brian Storm attempts to answer that question in his new video. Watch below.

Finally, a song less sophisticated than those created with the Random Breakdown Generator app.

People that argue about sub-genres.

Overly sweaty dudes that get into fights in moshpits and then hug each other.

Overzealous local bands that win Battle of the Bands and then complain about their early time slot.

And more!

Oh, to be a fly on the wall during the brainstorm sesh that produced this band and video!

Rammstein they ain’t.

Because these things are never not funny.

Legal analyst pokes holes in his arguments, and he cops to doing it all to drum up press.

Oh, Internet, you will never stop amusing me.

This is real? This is real.

Demon Hunter are capable of writing a good song – this just isn’t one.