Cinemetal 0 New Demon Hunter Video Will Be The “Death” of You January 28th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Demon Hunter are capable of writing a good song – this just isn’t one.
Haterade 0 The Dude from Zeroking May be the Finest Lyricist in the History of Metal January 23rd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg They’re sexy motherfuckers with great imaginations.
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #31: Deja Vu December 15th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg You know it’s gonna be great because it has a guest appearance by the dude from Attila.
Greatest Hits 0 Deicide’s Glen Benton Sells Out, Tells Fans to Stop Moshing So Violently November 6th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg What a fucking pussy!
Greatest Hits 0 Verax’s Terrible “Time Wasters” is a Great Waste of Time October 14th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Having a bad day? Hey, at least you’re not these idiots.
Haterade 0 Noisey: Djent Metal Genre is “Trite As Hell,” Doomed October 9th, 2014 at 2:30pm Anso DF And one band and their fans are “squarely at fault”
Haterade 0 Nu-Deathcore Band Sine of the Lion: Sh*tty September 26th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is the worst thing you’ll hear today.
Haterade 0 Nicolas Cage’s Son Weston is Still Making Bad Metal September 19th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein You know you wanna hear what this sounds like.
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #30: The Bad Chapter August 28th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg If u wish there was a disease that felt like CANCER meets PARKINSON’S, inject yourself with this
Haterade 0 Combichrist Boot Blood on the Dance Floor Off Tour for Alleged Pedophilia Past July 25th, 2014 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein This is some seriously messed up shit.
Haterade 0 “Hater”: You Won’t Ever Bring Korn Down, But You May Inspire Them to Write a Horrible Song June 23rd, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Korn’s mommies says all the mean kids are just jealous because they’re so handsome.
Haterade 0 Tommy DiCe & The Hardcores: Easily the Hardest Hardcore Band of All Time June 18th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That’s not a typo, by the way.
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #29: Sykosis June 13th, 2014 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg WAI GAWD WAI?!
Haterade 0 Godsuck Vocalist Sucky Erna Accused of Singing Like Cornholio; Responds by Puttin’ ‘Em On the Glass (NSFW) June 3rd, 2014 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Sir Sucks-a-Lot versus Beavismack.
Haterade 0 Sergeant D Wrote a Slam Song about Black Veil Brides May 29th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8i0nRlaueA MS writer, modern trend professor and troll extraordinaire Sergeant D’s […]
Haterade 0 Vik Guitars Founder’s Homophobic Comments Rile Members of Periphery and Scar Symmetry May 13th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Kuletski did not take to well to last week’s revelation about Cynic’s core members.
Haterade 0 Rap-Djent: Devastator Wanna Party Like It’s… 2014 April 30th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Yup, rap-djent is now a thing.
Greatest Hits 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #28: Lie or Liar March 27th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Why are we waiting (to turn this off)?
Greatest Hits 0 For $16,000, Ted Nugent Will Stay the F*ck Away From Your Town March 25th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It would be a steal at twice the price.
Haterade 0 Conquer Divide’s Name Makes No Sense March 21st, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg But at least their music stinks.
