Haterade 0 A Life Once Lost Hate Bands Who Use Indiegogo and Kickstarter February 15th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein “aww – touring is so hard. Can people give us money too?”
Haterade 0 This News Will Not Leave You Devastated February 1st, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Incredibly shitty deathcore band calls it a day.
Haterade 0 Nice Parenting Skills, Greg Allman December 13th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Legendary member of The Allman Brothers Band now has not one but TWO children fronting horrible metal bands.
Haterade 0 Wooden Stake Driven Through Dr. Acula’s Heart October 26th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks As of March 5, 2013, there will be one less shitty band in the world.
Haterade 0 Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, Number I’ve Lost Count: Fear from the Hate October 24th, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks In case you were feeling too chipper today, here’s something totally heinous.
Haterade 0 I WOULD EAT A POISON APPLE AFTER HEARING THIS SH*T, TOO October 18th, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Just kill me already.
Haterade 0 THE DORDEDUH ALBUM DAR DE DUH IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!! October 16th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Ladies and gentlemen: THIS. The screen cap above was taken […]
Haterade 0 EXOTYPE: YOUR NEWEST DJEATHSTEP NIGHTMARE October 10th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks If you’ve ever thought that the only thing Emmure are […]
Haterade 0 GEOFF TATE NEEDS TO JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP AND SPARE US ALL October 5th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Have you tasted this crap yet? Oh my god, it’s […]
Haterade 0 UNDEROATH NO LONGER UNDER IT, NOW OVER IT October 2nd, 2012 at 2:20pm MetalSucks Underoath are breaking up. They’ll release what’s ostensibly a greatest […]
Haterade 0 ROADRUNNER RECORDS SIGNS PERIPHERY JR. September 17th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Photo credit: Travis Shinn Have you been wondering what Roadrunner […]
Haterade 0 WHAT THE FREAK(HOUSE)??? August 28th, 2012 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Imagine, if you will, a band which is fronted by […]
Haterade 0 ALL THAT REMAINS CANNOT WIN THE WAR AGAINST THE INTERNET June 22nd, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The War You Can Not Win will be the title of […]
Haterade 0 DEF LEPPARD’S NEW VERSIONS OF “ROCK OF AGES” AND “POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME” COMPLETELY SUCK June 4th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein We hate it when bands re-record old songs and release […]
Haterade 0 EVEN THE FACELESS’ MICHAEL KEENE CAN’T SAVE BORGORE’S HORRIBLE MUSIC May 16th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks So last year Sumerian signed dubstep artist Asaf Borger, better known as […]
Haterade 0 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE SH*TSTAIN: FORGET MY SILENCE May 15th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks That’s right: I’m actually categorizing Forget My Silence as a […]
Haterade 0 WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK A KID METAL BAND WAS A GOOD IDEA? IT’S A TOTAL MYSTERY. April 11th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks The below is a five-minute EPK (electronic press kit, if […]
Haterade 0 SOMEONE NEEDS TO BOOK MONSTROSITY ON A TOUR ASAP April 9th, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Monstrosity haven’t released an album since 2007, but did put […]
