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ON THE GOLDEN GODS BLACK CARPET: DEFTONES’ CHINO MORENO
April 14th, 2010 at 12:30pm Anso DF

Photo by Adam Haussman One day I needed revenge on […]


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RUSH TOUR RUSH TOUR RUSH TOUR
April 8th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF

Anybody who’s been to a Rush live event can tell […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120
AEROSMITH PARTNERS WITH COLORADO LOTTO FOR HILARIOUS METAPHOR
April 6th, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF

Aerosmith fans can pinpoint the exact moment when the band’s […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120
RIKI RACHTMAN SHAMES METAL YET AGAIN
April 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF

Since immortalizing hair rock bimboism in The Decline of the […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80
RATT’S INFESTATION IS TOTALLY GRIKABLE, SPEXCELLENT
April 1st, 2010 at 1:30pm Anso DF

You may not have been following the Jesse James-Sandra Bullock […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 290
HOLY SH*T DEFTONES FTMFW
March 31st, 2010 at 1:30pm Anso DF

Let there be no doubt that the Deftones guys have […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140
OVERKILL’S IRONBOUND AND THE THRASH METAL CIRCLE OF LIFE
March 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm Anso DF

I guess some metal dudes are annoyed by neo-thrash metal […]


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DEVIN, SOILWORK, AND SONGS THAT SOUND THE SAME (TO CRAZY PEOPLE)
March 24th, 2010 at 1:30pm Anso DF

I get bummed out when a girl breaks up with […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80
UM, DID SOMEONE SAY “APEX THEORY?”
March 22nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF

It’s a little known fact that MetalSucks co-jefe Vince Neilstein […]


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TOO GOOD FOR WORDS: BTBAM, CYNIC, DEVY LIVE IN WEST HOLLYWOOD LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO
March 17th, 2010 at 2:00pm Anso DF

Photos by Adam Haussman My bosses at MetalSucks love me […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180
THE BLABBERMOUTH HEADLINE GAME: TESTAMENT EDITION
March 4th, 2010 at 3:30pm Anso DF

I love Blabbermouth cuz it rules and it’s easier than […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230
ROCKING OUR ARSIS OFF
February 26th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF

Thursday’s big announcement of Aerosmith’s reconciliation (and tour!) kinda ensured […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350
PROTEST THE HERO HELPS PROTEST CRAPPY TAB BOOKS
February 25th, 2010 at 10:20am Anso DF

One of the dozens of things to dislike about Milwaukee […]


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ANSO DF’S SPIRITED ENDORSEMENT OF SCORCHED-EARTH POLICY FOR SCION’S NO LABEL NEEDED CONTEST
February 24th, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF

Although the editors of MetalSucks get a vote in he […]


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OMGG: THE RETURN OF THE REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS
February 19th, 2010 at 10:00am Anso DF

When it was announced Wednesday that the second annual Revolver […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140
A LOVE/LOVE RELATIONSHIP WITH LOVE/HATE
February 16th, 2010 at 10:40am Anso DF

We all hear how the metal was murdered by grunge, […]


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JOE JACKSON IS A DICK. NO, NOT THAT ONE.
February 4th, 2010 at 1:20pm Anso DF

If you’re reading this, you are a sexy genius with […]


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I WAS MADE FOR LOATHING KISS, BABY
January 29th, 2010 at 10:14am Anso DF

I don’t want to jinx it, but lately it seems […]


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WELL THIS IS AWKWARD
January 26th, 2010 at 1:00pm Anso DF

When you’re a fickle, pouting drama queen, you’re going to […]


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DANGEROUS TOYS OF MY OWN
January 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm Anso DF

Whenever hair rock is ridiculed, discounted, and slighted by metal’s […]


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