Lolz 0 A Scene from William Shakespeare’s Metallica July 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Or, ‘The Tragedy of Prince Hammett.’
Lolz 0 Boston Metal Musician Arrested for Wearing Bullet Belt July 14th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus The “spiked fighting gloves” didn’t help either.
Lolz 0 Mayhem Fest Co-Founder Backpedals Furiously On His ‘Metal Is Selfish, Bald, Old’ Comments July 10th, 2015 at 10:40am Emperor Rhombus We just don’t know how hard it is, apparently.
Lolz 0 Dave Mustaine Apparently Has No Control Over Members Quitting June 29th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus It was those bad guys in management! Yeah, that’s it!
Lolz 0 50 Shades of Slay June 12th, 2015 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus I wanna see you motherfuckers getting erotic up in this pit!
Lolz 0 Apparently, Rockstar Mayhem Fest Tried to Book Pantera June 8th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Also, the Rockstar Energy Uproar Festival isn’t happening, if you care.
Lolz 0 Maiden’s Dickinson All Up In Djibouti May 22nd, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Ah, the rare opportunity to make a Djibouti joke.
Lolz 0 More Crappy Day Jobs Held by Metal Gods April 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Zetro and Chuck Billy aren’t the only ones with behind-the-scenes day jobs.
Lolz 0 Van Halen To Become Van Ellen March 20th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus David Lee Roth to compete for the spotlight with another loud, upbeat blonde.
...And F*ck You Too 0 I Was A Victim Of Moshing: One Metalhead’s Confession December 10th, 2014 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Slipknot’s Chris Fehn has given one of our writers the courage to step forward and share his horrific ordeal with the world.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 All That Remains Singer Phil Labonte Tees One Up October 8th, 2014 at 11:30am Anso DF Tells Jasta previous All That Remains album was less than awesome.
Lolz 0 Flashback: Grunge-Era Warrant ‘Down’ With Dimebag Darrell In Italy October 11th, 2013 at 3:20pm Anso DF Did you know that the Pantera guitarist once joined Warrant onstage?
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 White Wizzard Singer Likes Savatage (duh!), Steelheart (guh?) July 2nd, 2013 at 2:30pm Anso DF Ever drop acid and listen to Savatage? Joseph Michael has!
Cinemetal 0 ALL ELSE FAILS: CHECK OUT THESE HUNKS October 12th, 2012 at 3:00pm Anso DF Man it’s insanifying when for some reason attractive people are […]
