Metal Merch 0 Not Content to Stop at Socks and Christmas Sweaters, Slayer Announce Line of Ugly Sunglasses and Snowboard Goggles October 14th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg More shit you don’t need.
Metal Merch 0 Screw Christmas Sweaters! Black Label Society are Making an Official Zakk Wylde Halloween Costume October 8th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg How did Slipknot and Ghost not think of this first?
Metal Merch 0 Now You, Too, Can Smell Like Phil Lewis from L.A. Guns October 7th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sniff sniff, smells like MAGIRNF (MILF-Aged Groupes I’d Rather Not Fuck).
Metal Merch 0 Now There’s a Motörhead Christmas Sweater, Too October 1st, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s arguably the best metal-themed holiday clothing item yet.
Metal Merch 0 Slipknot’s Clown Makes Clown Masks Now September 25th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg For the low, low price of jus $500!!!
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $375, You, Too, Can Have Your Very Own Homemade Vintage Megadeth/Dio/W.A.S.P. Jacket from Urban Outfitters September 24th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Clearly, you NEED such a jacket, lest you be the laughing stock at the Metallica reunion show next week!!!
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Latest Band to Announce Line of Christmas Sweaters September 19th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Guaranteed to keep you warmer than a bear hug from James Hetfield himself.
Cinemetal 0 Black Label Society Release Coffee, Hilarious Commercial for Coffee September 10th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Someone please get Zakk Wylde a sitcom, PLEASE.
Metal Merch 0 665 Clothing: For Metalheads Who Have Procreated September 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slightly less evil… but slightly more adorable!
Metal Merch 0 See, Now Zakk Wylde Knows How to Sell a Refrigerator! August 5th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg BLS mainman shows Kerry King how it’s done.
Metal Merch 0 Well, if Gary Holt Wants One… July 30th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Meet Kerry King, refrigerator salesman.
Metal Merch 0 It’s Bikini Season: Swimwear from Slayer, Mastodon, and Ghost July 11th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Overpriced? Sure. But still cheaper than the pentagram bikini.
Metal Merch 0 Now for Sale at Urban Outfitters: Sunn O))) Vinyls July 3rd, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg That sound you hear is a couple of thousand tr00er-than-thou metalheads weeping.
Metal Merch 0 Marq Torien from BulletBoys Apparently Thinks He’s Famous June 17th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg How else to explain that he’s selling his old pants for $7K?
Metal Merch 0 I’m Confused About the Continuity of Kiss Kids June 6th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg A new comic book envisions all the members of Kiss as children together… which isn’t possible.
Metal Merch 0 Heavy Metal Trading Cards are Back May 30th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get them fast before they’re not worth the paper they’re printed on!!!
Metal Merch 0 Pentagram Bikinis: For the Classy Lady in Your Life May 23rd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you get for the woman who has everything?
Metal Merch 0 Watch Someone Else Play Metallica Pinball for Fifteen Minutes May 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg This is overkill (not the band).
Metal Merch 0 If Only This Merch Package from The Sword Were Real! May 16th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg More metal bands need to make bedsheets and other sleepy time accoutrements!
Metal Merch 0 The Absence Plum the Depths of the “Oceans” May 3rd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band announces release of new single and merch.
