Shit That Comes Out Today

Not into Babymetal? That’s cool, about a million other heavy new albums just arrived too: It Lives It Breathes, Tombs, Graves At Sea, Hyperion, Novembre, The Algorithm, c’mon in.

Listen to all heavy new releases in here. Caliban, Blood Ceremony, Horrified, American Head Charge, Metal Church, Amon Amarth, and more more more!

Again so very many heavy new releases. We’ll sue the RIAA for this crippling carpal tunnel. The Body, Funeral Whore, Cliteater, Boris & Merzbow, Cantique Lepreux, and more.

40 new heavy albums from Suspiral, Killswitch Engage, Gadget, Veneficium, Making Fuck, and a couple bands comprised of guys who are, like, better looking than most women and would get super laid without being in a band. That’s a bit rude.

Pretty dorky in here this week, just sayin. Also awesome heavy new releases from Wolvserpent, Goatpsalm, Inverloch, and tons more.

Heavy new releases from Voivod, Entombed A.D., Destroyer 666, Anthrax, Steel Panther, Greenleaf, and like 70 more. Fucking 70!!!!

Get a few dozen heavy new releases or Common will be forced to educate you on the value of art: Nightwish, Hypno5e, Carcass, Cirith Gorgor, After The Burial, Monster Truck and tons more

Listen to every one of this week’s heavy new releases! Thunder, Eight Bells, Rotting Christ, Gehennah, Holy Grail, The Erkonauts, and more more more

You’ll have to steal Wes Scantlin’s house to store all these new releases: Textures, God’s Hate, Spylacopa, Tiny Knives, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Obscura, and tons more!

If you start now, you can listen to every heavy new release by Monday morning: Dream Theater, Primal Fear, Toothgrinder, Black Tusk, Hollow Earth, Cult Of Luna, and tons more.

Heavy new releases out the ass from Megadeth, Mandroid Echostar, Thor, Death Angel, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Abbath, and more more always more.

This week’s heavy new releases! The Shrine, Aborted, Varg, Devin Townsend, Walking With Giants, and more!!

The first STCOT of 2016! Exmortus, The Lion’s Daughter, Venomous Concept, Autopsy, Blackdeath, It Lies Within, and tons more.

The last but not least heavy new releases of 2015! Thanks for reading!!! Baroness, Thrashfire, Degial, Gravewurm, Ripping Death, and more!

Like a lunch special available from 2 pm to 4 pm, these heavy new releases arrive at a bad time for most. So they must be awesome: Ur Draugr, Yellow Eyes, Black Grail, Enterprise Earth, and morrrre.

Heavy new releases that DGAF about our best-of lists: Spectral Lore, Intervals, Pestilence, Muscle Beach, Kvltist, Cloak Of Altering, tons more.

It’s Black Friday, paint the devil on the wall! New heavy shit by Danzig, The Melvins, Vision Of Disorder, Culture Killer, Converge, King Diamond, Autopsy, Abysmal Lord, lots more.

Heavy new releases aiming to sneak onto your 2015 Best list. Total Abuse, Abhorrent, Manegarm, Turbid North, Ramleh, Ektomorf, Contrarian, much more.

All heavy new releases in here, get somewhere private. Void Of Sleep, Intronaut, Krieg, Grave Pleasures, Swallow The Sun, the Celtic Frost tribute, tons more.

All heavy new releases in here for you! Devil You Know, Extreme Noise Terror, Police State, Dark Moor, Gold, Vatican, and more!