Shit That Comes Out Today

This week’s Heavy New Releases tip: The album with pyramids on its cover is not by the band called Pyramids!

Given 60 heavy new releases, you could blindly select at least four gems. Will it be Kjeld, Enslaved, Santa Cruz, and The Haunting Presence? Or Sacral Rage, Urfaust, Psycroptic, and Harm’s Way?? Or Garden Of Worm, Mnemic, Cancer Bats, and Europe??

March comes in like a lion via Negura Bunget, The Scorpions, Kjeld, Leviathan, Monsterworks, Caveat, and forty more.

We got 70 heavy new releases — wanna listen to any of ’em? All That Remains, Benighted, Ensiferum, Griever, Carach Angren, Rob Zombie, Torche, Pelican, Nasty, and more.

It’s our heavy new releases round-up, featuring Kinski, Primitive Man, Carnation, Vardan, and some awesome stuff you’ve never even heard of!

Today’s heavy new releases from Cowards, Marduk, Rwake, Sdick To Your Buns, Taake, and tons more!

Today’s new releases include albums by Fulgora, Hellish Outcast, A Swarm of the Sun, and more.

Xibalba, Periphery, Voices, Venom, Sodom, Sumokem and more are this week’s heavy new releases!

Alright now look. Several dorky bands have albums out today, and I don’t want anybody shoving them around just cuz they’re different! Theirs and a bunch of awesome heavy new releases in here.

And STCOT is back! Sylosis, The Crown, Turnstile, Volahn, Opul, Palisades, and more more more

2014’s final STCOT crams into your life new jams by Traitor, Lich King, Vircolac, Ascension, Pineal, and more.

2014 is nearly over, still a billion heavy new releases to love. You jam now.

2014 is not over! AC/DC, Bog Oak, White Arms Of Athena, Hybrid Sheep, and tons more out today.

Shop ’til you drop for Karne, Thomas Giles, Wayfarer (again), Attila, Cripper, Desecravity, and tons more!

Spend a day with this week’s heavy new releases by Bloodbath, Monster Magnet, Cuff, Xtrmst, Nesseria, In This Moment, and a million more!

Machine Head, Job For A Cowboy, Villains, and holiday metal all in this week’s STCOT

Today’s new releases include albums by Cavalera Conspiracy, Nader Sadek, Piss Vortex, Lordi, and more.

This week’s heavy new releases: At The Gates, Necrophagia, Dawnbringer, Abysmal Dawn, Obituary, Devin Townsend Project, The Crown (single), Unearth, Anaal Nathrakh, so many more.

This week’s heavy new releases include Slipknot, Xerxes, The Body, Kayo Dot, Sun O))), and more!

64 heavy new releases. At least ten you love. Minimum.