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You Call Yourself a Fan? This Dude Walked 2,000 Miles to Meet Sonata Arctica
November 27th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Although… Sonata Arctica? Really?


Cinemetal 0
And Now, a Not-Very-Well Made, Tonally Bizarre Animated Metal Video About Domestic Abuse
November 22nd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Those are 100% real screen shots.


What the...?? 0
Rings of Saturn’s Lucas Mann Wants $20,000 of Your Indiegogo Moneys, Isn’t Going to Get It
November 20th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

But he has only raised $1,000 to date.


Not Quite Metal? 0
Video: The Dumbest Stagedive Ever
November 19th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Rapper leaps from 35 feet in the air, injuring himself and two concertgoers.


What the...?? 0
Andy Biersack from the Black Veil Brides Hypothesizes as to Why People Don’t Buy Records Anymore, is Incorrect
November 15th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Popularity prevents popularity? Huh???


What the...?? 0
666: The Number of the Beast, Not the High School Track Team
November 7th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

High school runner from Kentucky refuses to race whilst adorned with metal’s most favorite integer.


What the...?? 0
BOOZE AND SLUDGE: A MATCH MADE IN HELL
November 1st, 2013 at 3:40pm MetalSucks

Two mixologists tell you what to drink as you listen to selections of Midwestern sludge.


What the...?? 0
Vulgar Display of Tone: The Crunch ‘n’ Cream Quotient
November 1st, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks

A retrospective on achieving the heaviest tone.


What the...?? 0
Okay, I’ll Bite: What is “The Urgency”???
October 30th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Bands like Job for a Cowboy, Fit For An Autopsy, and Within the Ruins have been sending out this image on their social networks. But what does it mean?


What the...?? 0
Video: Nekrogoblikon’s John Goblikon Interviews Ron Jeremy
October 24th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

Jeremy to Goblikon: “That’s a great name. Nekrogoblikon. That’s great.”


What the...?? 0
Video: Duff McKagan’s Daughter Is Not 18 Yet
October 11th, 2013 at 11:20am Anso DF

Hold your horses, bros


What the...?? 0
Filter Drummer Refused Entry To Crappy Restaurant (Once)
October 11th, 2013 at 10:40am Anso DF

Frontman Richard Patrick: “This is prejudice — pure and simple.”


What the...?? 0
Rush Redux: Is Remixed ‘Vapor Trails’ An Improvement?
October 10th, 2013 at 3:30pm Anso DF

Plus: A modest proposal


What the...?? 0
Fred Durst and Billy Ray Cyrus Performed on Arsenio Hall
October 4th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

What year is it?!?!?!


What the...?? 0
Metallica’s Kirk Hammett Thinks that “Lulu is Some of the Best Stuff We’ve Done”
October 1st, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

In related news, Kirk Hammett has never heard Master of Puppets.


What the...?? 0
For the Fallen Dreams Bassist Kickstarts $81,000… on a Wallet Design
August 30th, 2013 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein

“The MostRad Minimalist Wallet” is making Brandon Stastny a design kingpin.


What the...?? 0
Slayer Graffiti Mistaken for Hate Crime Graffiti
August 19th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

But it was really just a crime against good taste.


What the...?? 0
Ministry’s Al Jourgensen Discusses Sucking Dick, Sticking Vegetables Up His Ass
August 14th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

You can’t make this shit up.


What the...?? 0
Varg Vikernes Wants to Crowdfund a Lawsuit Against the French
August 9th, 2013 at 2:27pm Axl Rosenberg

Of course, he can’t help but be a prick about it.


What the...?? 0
Why Would You Want the Band at Your Wedding to Play Converge’s “Concubine”?
August 6th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

It’s like declaring the marriage dead before it begins.


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