What the...?? 260 THREE AND A HALF MINUTES OF POINTLESS SHRED March 24th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein What’s interesting here is not the wanky masturbation of Rico […]
Not Quite Metal? 160 WHAT OTHER METAL ALBUMS HAS RYAN ADAMS RELEASED? March 18th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg That Ryan Adams likes metal isn’t news. As you can […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 370 DOES DAVE GROHL REALLY HAVE A “HEAVIEST ALBUM YET” LEFT IN HIM? March 18th, 2010 at 10:30am Gary Suarez As this blog’s unofficial grunge rock correspondent, I have Internet […]
What the...?? 220 DID BLACK SABBATH RIP-OFF THE SCORPIONS? March 17th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Cody Barrick sent in the side-by-side comparison from totallylookslike.com, […]
What the...?? 190 METALLICA: RIOT THE LIGHTNING March 12th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Metallica played a […]
What the...?? 160 JAPANESE JEW SHILLS FOR FANTA March 11th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve known for some time that Marty Friedman’s career primarily […]
What the...?? 1450 BEHEMOTH’S NERGAL FACES UP TO TWO YEARS IN PRISON FOR DESTRUCTION OF A BIBLE March 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Somebody call Antonin Skullia. Nergal has been formally charged with […]
What the...?? 270 A FAN I THINK WE CAN ALL ACTUALLY AGREE DESERVED TO BE PUNCHED March 8th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg What the hell, dude? First Marduk front dude Mortuus hit […]
What the...?? 240 TORTURE KILLER: REMEMBER WHEN CHRIS BARNES JOINED A SIX FEET UNDER COVER BAND? March 5th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg So it’s like this: over the weekend I re-discovered Pandora. […]
What the...?? 60 THIS CAN’T POSSIBLY BE REAL BUT IT’S STILL REALLY F*CKING FUNNY March 3rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Thanks: kenchan13
What the...?? 560 F*CK YOU, MATTHEW FOX March 2nd, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Okay, so in all fairness, this isn’t really the L […]
What the...?? 120 MARTY FRIEDMAN = KENNY G? March 1st, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Thanks to longtime MS supporter and Mister Booze proprietor Hibernum […]
What the...?? 180 A PRODUCT SO USELESS YOU’D SWEAR GENE SIMMONS WAS BEHIND IT February 25th, 2010 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein Gene Simmons is the lowest of the low when it […]
What the...?? 340 THE BEST SEVEN-AND-A-HALF MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE February 19th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, we’re not giving away a chance to sleep with […]
What the...?? 220 ABBATH FROM IMMORTAL TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE ZARTAN FROM G.I. JOE February 16th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg -AR [Sent in by Nathan Werp via TotallyLooksLike.com]
Tour de Force 730 WHO THE F*CK IS PROGRAMMING THIS FESTIVAL? February 12th, 2010 at 2:35pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the poster for this summer’s Sweden Rock Festival. You […]
What the...?? 700 A JUGGALO’S GUIDE TO PARENTING February 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case there was any doubt that Juggalos make bad […]
What the...?? 580 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER’S TREVOR STRNAD TAKES A PAGE FROM THE SEBASTIAN BACH PLAYBOOK February 9th, 2010 at 3:26pm Axl Rosenberg Why would Trevor Strnad punch this kid in the face? […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1180 EMMURE BREAK OUT THEIR TINFOIL HATS February 4th, 2010 at 3:18pm Gary Suarez Emmure are currently rocking the fuck headlining the Mosh Lives […]
What the...?? 80 WITH A NAME LIKE “METALYMPICS” THIS EVENT SHOULD BE WAY COOLER February 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein When a headline about The Metalympics on SMNnews.com flashed across […]
