Cinemetal 0 Video: Slayer Wedding Mosh Pit! October 14th, 2019 at 11:07am Vince Neilstein The groom had only one request for his special day: SLLLLAAAAAYYYERRRRRR!
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Lars Ulrich Provides Update on James Hetfield’s Rehab October 14th, 2019 at 9:43am Vince Neilstein “He’s doing what he needs to; he’s in the process of healing himself.”
Metal Mysteries 0 Edsel Dope Denies Being Static-X’s ‘Xer0’ (Sort Of) October 11th, 2019 at 1:17pm Axl Rosenberg #FAKENEWS
Metal Merch 0 Billie Eilish Makes a Death Metal-Style Beanie Now October 11th, 2019 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The black beanie features her name in a font that’s almost worthy of Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week.
Breaking the Law 0 Guns N’ Roses Slap Mega-Fan With Lifetime Ban October 10th, 2019 at 10:18am Axl Rosenberg The band (incorrectly?) believes Rick Dunsford is responsible for the latest round of Chinese Democracy leaks.
Viral Vomit 0 Finally: Metallica’s “For Whom the Bell Tolls” Mashed Up with Kanye West’s “Black Skinhead” October 10th, 2019 at 8:51am Vince Neilstein The mix of classic metal and modern rap you’ve been waiting for!
Br00tal-lists 0 Pitchfork’s “200 Best Albums of the 2010s” List Only Includes Three Metal Albums October 9th, 2019 at 10:36am Vince Neilstein Time to get stangry about another internet list that doesn’t align with your own personal taste!!!
Rampant Rumors 0 Rumor: Slipknot and AC/DC (with Brian Johnson!) to Headline Multiple 2020 North American Festivals October 9th, 2019 at 10:28am Vince Neilstein Slipknot are rumored to be performing two sets, one of greatest hits and another of We Are Not Your Kind in full.
Tour de Force 0 Metallica Likely to Headline Multiple North American Festivals October 8th, 2019 at 8:42am Axl Rosenberg The band’s recently-launched countdown clock just so HAPPENS to coincide with impending announcements from several major fests.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Flaw Guitarist Fired From Band, Gives Lamest Excuse Ever for Plagiarism October 7th, 2019 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Flaw’s riff thief claims the tracks he’d recorded on his computer were improperly labeled.
Rampant Rumors 0 Are Fear Factory Planning to Release a New Album Under a Different Band Name? October 7th, 2019 at 10:07am Vince Neilstein Fans are speculating at “hints” dropped via social media.
Breaking the Law 0 Flaw Guitarist Tommy Gibbons Accidentally Outed Himself as the Plagiarizing Song Thief October 4th, 2019 at 11:28am Vince Neilstein Gibbons bragged about a song he “wrote” on his Facebook page… except he definitely didn’t write the song.
Black Collar Workers 0 Fear Factory Lawsuit: Details Revealed October 3rd, 2019 at 11:29am Axl Rosenberg A decision rendered in bankruptcy court earlier this year is… confusing.
Pummeling Politics 0 Donald Trump Posts Cringe-Worthy Nickelback Meme October 3rd, 2019 at 9:17am Vince Neilstein Trump used the old “Photograph” meme to attempt to implicate Joe Biden for corruption in business dealings with Ukraine.
New Stuff 0 Cattle Decapitation “Bring Back the Plague” with New Song October 3rd, 2019 at 8:11am Axl Rosenberg A masterclass in mixing subgenres.
Tour de Force 0 Opeth Announce 2020 North American Tour October 2nd, 2019 at 12:29pm Axl Rosenberg Support will come from Graveyard.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Tony Iommi Releases Message in Support of James Hetfield October 2nd, 2019 at 8:40am MetalSucks Black Sabbath’s guitarist says that the Metallica frontman has “done the right thing seeking help” for his substance abuse.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Papa Emeritus IV Will Be Introduced on Ghost’s Next Album October 1st, 2019 at 11:25am Axl Rosenberg Cardinal Copia is getting the pink slip.
Reunion Mania 0 David Lee Roth: “Van Halen’s Finished” October 1st, 2019 at 8:56am Axl Rosenberg “Van Halen isn’t going to be coming back in the fashion that you know,” according to Diamond Dave.
Metal Legacies 0 Randy Blythe Says James Hetfield “Literally Helped Save My Life” September 30th, 2019 at 11:55am Axl Rosenberg Like Jamey Jasta, Blythe credits Hetfield with helping him to get sober.
