Contests 2900 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A 10-PACK OF CDs FROM PROSTHETIC RECORDS January 28th, 2010 at 5:15pm Vince Neilstein Last week I was galavanting around the west coast so […]
Cinemetal 710 THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE MADE A FEATURE LENGTH WESTERN? AND A GANSTA MOVIE?!?! January 27th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last night reader Antipope Zosimus e-mailed us the simple message […]
Tour de Force 650 IWRESTLEDTHEDILLINGERESCAPEPLANONCE January 26th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a scenario about which I often wonder. Let’s say […]
Haterade 370 JUGGALOS 4 JESUS (AND 4 BOOBS) December 18th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Shelby Cobras at Illogical Contraption may be throwing in the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210 METAL’S BIGGEST PETERS: ERIC F*CKING PETERSON OF TESTAMENT December 9th, 2009 at 12:00pm Anso DF Metal fans, let’s take a collective moment to consider ourselves […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 250 BTBAM, DEVIN TOWNSEND: THE DESTRUCTION IN THEIR WAKE November 23rd, 2009 at 5:00pm Anso DF They say life is timing and that timing is mostly […]
\m/ 150 BISON B.C.’S JUGGALLOWEEN November 5th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know what you’re thinking: Two juggalo posts in one […]
Exclusive 90 EXCLUSIVE TOUR BLOG FROM BISON B.C.’S DAN AND (PART I) October 28th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We loved the last tour blog that Bison B.C.’s Dan […]
Ask Oderus 900 GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS WANTS YOU September 24th, 2009 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Gwar’s Oderus Urungus is back for another round of Ask […]
What the...?? 1620 BLOODS, CRIPS… JUGGALOS? September 22nd, 2009 at 4:10pm Axl Rosenberg We all know that 99.9% of all Juggalos are idiots […]
Neilstein Soundscam 320 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: IT TURNS OUT THAT JUGGALOS STILL BUY CDs September 9th, 2009 at 5:23pm Vince Neilstein Our bro-bros at Metal Insider have compiled some Soundscan and […]
Contests 100 LAST WEEK’S FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: THE WINNERS ANNOUNCED! August 31st, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein I had a total stoner moment on Thursday; in my […]
Editorials 1320 DO JUGGALOS MAKE BAD PARENTS? August 24th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg MS Maniac Allan Petteruto sent us the below. It’s actually […]
Ask Oderus 290 GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS ANSWERS MORE EARTHLING QUESTIONS! August 19th, 2009 at 3:00pm MetalSucks You ask questions, Oderus answers. It’s a pretty simple formula, […]
What the...?? 2190 IS THERE REALLY SUCH A THING AS GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS?!? July 23rd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The above is a fourteen-minute plus infomercial for what is […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 3550 The Real #1: Mastodon – Leviathan July 7th, 2009 at 6:00pm Vince Neilstein OH, C’MON. YOU KNEW IT WASN’T REALLY ICP. We recently […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2070 #1: INSANE CLOWN POSSE, BIZZAR/BIZAAR July 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We recently polled a wide array of musicians, managers, publicists, […]
Contests 1300 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN DARKANE, DEVIN TOWNSEND AND EDGUY CDs! June 16th, 2009 at 4:43pm Vince Neilstein LOLZ at the flame-war that erupted over last week’s funny […]
What the...?? 120 INSANE CLOWN POSSE: THE WORST BAND EVER? February 20th, 2009 at 2:14pm Vince Neilstein At least that’s what comedian Joe DeRosa seems to think […]
Editorials 690 FAILED EXPERIMENTS IN HUMAN CREATIVITY: THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE EDITION February 2nd, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Readers of this site with a fine attention to detail […]