Metal Tech 0 Jason Newsted Decides He’s Just TOO Successful Since Leaving Metallica, Quits Social Networks September 25th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Facebook stock plummets.
New Stuff 0 Down’s “Conjure” is So F*ckin’ Heavy, It Would Make Black Sabbath Cry May 5th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thus spake Anselmo.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Absolutely Not Best Albums Of 2013 December 6th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Which 2013 metal album doesn’t quite work out?
Tweet Twat 0 Ozzy Can’t Even Make a Sandwich Without Causing a Disaster August 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sabbath vocalist almost burns his house down… for the second time this year.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Ozzy Attended The Daytime Emmys June 19th, 2013 at 11:30am Anso DF Your Sunday could’ve been worse.
New Stuff 0 They Shoot Ozzys, Don’t They? May 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Loner” is yet another new Sabbath song marred by off-key vocals and ridiculous lyrics.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Lombardogate Continues: Kerry King and Nicko McBrain Speak Out March 4th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg King implies he has saved Slayer for the benefit of the fans; McBrain implies King may have killed Slayer for the sake of money.
Greatest Hits 0 ‘Til Death Do Us Part: Metal + Hard Rock Musicians’ Wedding Portraits June 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks LARS ULRICH & SKYLAR SATENSTEIN Fun fact: Skylar also dated […]
Tour de Force 0 IT’S OFFICIAL: BLACK SABBATH PLAYING LOLLAPALOOZA April 11th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Following yesterday’s rumors that they were on the bill, Black […]
Rampant Rumors 0 MISCELLANEOUS FESTIVAL NEWS: BLACK SABBATH POSSIBLY HEADLINING LOLLAPALOOZA, CHARRED WALLS OF THE DAMNED ADDED TO METALLICA’S ORION FEST April 10th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wait a minute, I just had an idea… Someone get […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE SUFFERED TRAUMATIC ANAL DEVASTATION February 10th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you’re wondering, I was lying when I said […]
\m/ 90 OZZY COMMENTS ON TONY IOMMI’S CANCER DIAGNOSIS February 8th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Hey, so remember before all this petty Bill Ward drama erupted […]
Metal Etiquette 200 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE GETS SLAMMER, ALICE BASSIST CHAINED, LARSUIT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Round Two of Heavy Metal Blunders brings us, who else? […]
\m/ 90 WHAT’S MORE METAL THAN SABBATH’S “IRON MAN?” HOW ABOUT “IRON MAN” PLAYED… WITH LIGHTNING!!! September 28th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I didn’t see The Sorcerer’s Apprentice because I love myself […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 I KINDA CO-WROTE VINCE NEIL’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY September 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF In Hollywood, it’s important to be a good collaborator. By […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 760 THE OZZY/MAIDEN FEUD HEATS UP AGAIN July 29th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg In case you somehow don’t remember, Iron Maiden were one […]
Cinemetal 180 COLIN FARRELL AM OZZY? July 6th, 2010 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg So Ozzy Osbourne’s memoir, I Am Ozzy, may soon get […]
Cinemetal 100 I WONDER IF BRIAN POSEHN REALLY NAMED HIS CAT “MANOWAR” May 6th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg We knew that there would be a video for “More […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 50 JOE JACKSON IS A DICK. NO, NOT THAT ONE. February 4th, 2010 at 1:20pm Anso DF If you’re reading this, you are a sexy genius with […]
Book Reviews 100 I AM OZZY AUTOBIOGRAPHY PISSES ON U.S. BOOKSHELVES TODAY January 25th, 2010 at 9:11am Corey Mitchell Ozzy Osbourne gets plenty of crap around here at the Mansion […]