What the...?? 1 HOW GN’R SCARED THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF A CONNECTICUT SCHOOL TEACHER December 13th, 2007 at 12:49pm Axl Rosenberg A friend just sent us a link to this hilarious […]
Editorials 20 VINTAGE HAIR METAL POSTER AUCTION! December 13th, 2007 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein An enterprising hair-metal fan has been waiting his whole life […]
Editorials 70 (SOMEONE GIVE SEBASTIAN BACH) A BITCHSLAP December 10th, 2007 at 8:55am Axl Rosenberg If you visit Sebastian Bach’s MySpace page – yeah, the […]
Contests 140 HEAVY METAL HANUKKAH: NIGHT 2 OF 8 December 5th, 2007 at 5:24pm Vince Neilstein Get those menorahs burning bright, fellow headbanging heebs: it’s time […]
Editorials 1 SOUNDTRACK TO SLASH’S SLASH RELEASED… SORT OF December 5th, 2007 at 3:25pm Axl Rosenberg Slash’s Slash is no The Dirt: it’s not as entertaining, […]
Contests 2060 HEAVY METAL HANUKKAH, NIGHT 1 OF 8 December 4th, 2007 at 5:28pm Axl Rosenberg L’CHAIM! Hanukkah – what the goyim know as “The Jewish […]
Editorials 110 SCREAM, AIM AND FIRE THE BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE November 30th, 2007 at 4:32pm Axl Rosenberg Are Bullet for My Valentine the future of metal? They’re […]
Cinemetal 90 THE TEN BEST METAL VIDEOS FOR HALLOWEEN October 31st, 2007 at 10:55am Axl Rosenberg I hate Halloween. I mean, I guess I don’t mind […]
950 TAKE A LEAK: SEBASTIAN BACH FEATURING AXL ROSE ANGEL DOWN LEAKS – “STUCK INSIDE” & “BACK IN THE SADDLE” October 29th, 2007 at 9:44am Axl Rosenberg Some clever Guns N’ Roses fan on the message boards […]
What the...?? 70 BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T POSTED ABOUT CHINESE DEMOCRACY IN A WHILE… October 25th, 2007 at 3:53pm Vince Neilstein … but so many of you still come here searching […]
Cinemetal 20 JOSH FREESE BE CRAZY October 25th, 2007 at 11:25am Axl Rosenberg There’s a lot of down time when you’re on tour, […]
Reviews 140 THE AWFUL OFFERING: FEAR WILL CAST NO SHADOW IS THE MOST ANNOYING ALBUM OF THE YEAR October 17th, 2007 at 10:58am Axl Rosenberg I’m about to say (type) something that could be interpreted […]
Cinemetal 100 “HEY, JOHNNY DEPP:” SLAYER “ANGEL OF DEATH” SPOOF VIDEO September 28th, 2007 at 9:48am Vince Neilstein It’s the end of the week here at MetalSucks but […]
Editorials 70 THIS GUITAR HERO III TRACK LISTING SHOULD MAKE METALHEADS HAPPY September 24th, 2007 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein The Syndicate has reported the final track listing for the […]
Cinemetal 30 SLASH AND ZAKK WYLDE PLAY “VOODOO CHILD” September 24th, 2007 at 9:56am Axl Rosenberg I defy anyone who still thinks that a Guns N’ […]
Editorials 20 NEW NON-INTERVIEW WITH BUMBLEFOOT September 20th, 2007 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg Current Guns N’ Roses axe slinger Bumblefoot – not to […]
Editorials 40 DARK NEW DAY ARE ACTUALLY RECORDING A NEW ALBUM September 17th, 2007 at 1:44pm Vince Neilstein Fresh off summer stints as hired guns for much needed […]
Editorials 0 “DON’T FORGET TO CALL MY LAWYER WITH RIDICULOUS DEMANDS” September 14th, 2007 at 8:37am Axl Rosenberg Normally it’s tough for even the biggest Axl Rose apologists […]
Editorials 40 MAX CAVALERA HAS OFFICIALLY LOST HIS MIND August 31st, 2007 at 9:36am Axl Rosenberg Max says that if there is a Sepultura reunion, he […]
Editorials 70 WHO WANTS TO HEAR SEBASTIAN BACH RAP? August 30th, 2007 at 9:38am Axl Rosenberg With no new Guns N’ Roses tour for Baz to […]