\m/ 140 JOEY BELLADONNA’S GENITALIA WAS USED AS A MOLD FOR A BEST-SELLING DILDO February 18th, 2009 at 5:28pm Vince Neilstein Or so says a screen grab from Belladonna’s Wikipedia entry […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 230 NOW THAT THE NEW LAMB OF GOD ALBUM IS DONE, A LIFE ONCE LOST CAN START WRITING THEIR NEW ALBUM February 18th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to Metal Injection for pointing out that A Life […]
Reviews 340 PSYOPUS REPEAT THEMSELVES AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT ON ODD SENSES February 18th, 2009 at 11:56am Satan Rosenbloom In the August 2007 issue of Decibel, Psyopus mastermind Chris […]
The Webernets 170 TRVE VS. EMO February 17th, 2009 at 4:33pm Vince Neilstein Is your website trve… or is it emo? MS Maniac […]
Worst Week Ever 290 IN WHICH WE GOT A NEW LAMB OF GOD VIDEO!! February 13th, 2009 at 6:23pm Vince Neilstein So Axl and I are shuttering up the gates to […]
New Stuff 80 RIMFROST: MUCH BETTER THAN AN ICY COLD BUTT-HOLE February 13th, 2009 at 5:15pm Vince Neilstein More often than not we’re making of fun of black […]
Tour de Force 290 THIS YEAR’S PROGRESSIVE NATION TOUR NOT AS ROCKIN’ AS THE LAST February 13th, 2009 at 2:57pm Vince Neilstein When Mike Portnoy announced that there would be a 2009 […]
New Stuff 100 LET THE GOJIRA NAME-DROPPING BEGIN February 13th, 2009 at 11:58am Vince Neilstein If 2008 was the year of Gojira, then 2009 will […]
Whoops 60 MASTODON/SPLATTERHOUSE MYSTERY SOLVED! PLUS: A LOOK AT THEIR AWESOME SUPER DELUXE EDITION OF CRACK THE SKYE February 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday Vince speculated that there may be new Mastodon music […]
Contests 770 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE NEW BAKERTON GROUP (MEMBERS OF CLUTCH) CD! February 12th, 2009 at 6:40pm Vince Neilstein There were a fuck load of entries for last week’s […]
Black Collar Workers 170 WHO WILL BE ON OZZFEST THIS YEAR? NO ONE. February 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When the excellent line-up for this year’s Rockstar Energy Mayhem […]
170 NEW MASTODON TRACK IN SPLATTERHOUSE TRAILER? February 12th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Preface: this is purely speculation and we do not have […]
Reunion Mania 430 WE CALLED IT: WES BORLAND RE-JOINS LIMP SUCKIT February 12th, 2009 at 8:37am Axl Rosenberg Fuck Wes Borland, and fuck everyone who supported this lying […]
The Webernets 150 TWITTER-NATION! THE METAL EDITION February 11th, 2009 at 3:57pm Vince Neilstein Is Twitter the new Facebook (if Facebook was, in fact, […]
Reviews 60 BLUT AUS NORD PROVE THEY’RE THE GREATEST FRENCHMEN SINCE HENRY IV ON MEMORIA VETUSTA II February 11th, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Blut aus Nord’s 2003 post-black metal touchstone – The Work […]
Reviews 100 SCALE THE SUMMIT LEAP WAY OVER DESERT CANYONS ON PROSTHETIC DEBUT February 11th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Scale The Summit are an instrumental metal band. While that […]
Cinemetal Reviews 90 A KNOT OF NOT A LOT OF DIR EN GREY February 11th, 2009 at 10:00am Anso DF Of the dozen or so Japan-based acts that have attempted […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF DRAGONFORCE’S ULTRA BEATDOWN February 10th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I am incredibly proud of MetalSucks Maniacs Stephanie Deal, Alex […]
Contests 50 WIN TICKETS TO THE SCION ROCK FEST IN ATLANTA! (RE-POST) February 10th, 2009 at 4:02pm MetalSucks PLEASE NOTE: THE DEADLINE FOR CONTEST ENTRY IS NOW THIS […]
Blogronaut 80 BLOGRONAUT: INTRONAUT BATTLE-TESTED GIBSON GUITAR FOR SALE! February 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks I greet you Metalsucks readers this week with a somewhat […]