Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten Best Metal Songs About Pooping July 14th, 2017 at 1:28pm MetalSucks Our shittiest list ever.
New Stuff 0 Belphegor Premiere New Track “Baphomet” July 14th, 2017 at 12:57pm Axl Rosenberg Good song, even if the lyrics seem lazy and silly.
Contests 0 We’re Giving Away Tickets to Every Stop on Ruby the Hatchet’s Summer Tour! July 14th, 2017 at 12:39pm MetalSucks The psych rockers’ new album Planetary Space Child comes out in August.
Cinemetal 0 This Video of a Venue Security Guard Watching The Acacia Strain is Priceless July 14th, 2017 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg The range of emotions that this guy goes through…!
WSOU Album of the Month 0 WSOU Picks of the Week: Paradise Lost, Galaktikon, Thy Art is Murder July 14th, 2017 at 10:57am MetalSucks Plus: Iced Earth, Decapitated and Municipal Waste top this week’s radio charts.
New Stuff 0 Kid Rock Releases New Music, Comments on His Run for Senate, Demonstrates That He Did Not Understand the Movie Captain Phillips July 14th, 2017 at 10:25am Axl Rosenberg Idiot claims he’s a voice for Americans one sentence before quoting a Somali pirate.
Level Up 0 Avenged Sevenfold Release New Song “Dose” July 14th, 2017 at 10:24am Vince Neilstein It’s featured in a special A7X-themed update for the video game Dungeon Hunter 5.
Cinemetal 0 Amon Amarth Go 1920s Gangster in “The Way of Vikings” Video July 14th, 2017 at 10:17am Vince Neilstein The video features the band in an underground gambling and boxing hall.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: July 14, 2017 July 14th, 2017 at 9:53am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Enfold Darkness, Bloodclot, Destroyer of Light and tons more.
New Stuff 0 Here’s The New Arch Enemy Single “The World is Yours” July 14th, 2017 at 9:37am Vince Neilstein With a pretty video, too. Is there any question Arch Enemy collectively have the best hair in all of metal?
Viral Vomit 0 What if Meshuggah’s “Bleed” Had the Snare from Metallica’s St. Anger? July 13th, 2017 at 3:40pm MetalSucks It would sound like this abomination.
Metal Merch 0 Meshuggah to Sell Super-Limited Edition Hellraiser-Inspired Box Set at San Diego Comic Con July 13th, 2017 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg “We have such merch to show you.”
New Stuff 0 Check Out Kreisau Circle’s “Bill Alt’Reilly,” the Product of Kurt Ballou’s Special Offer to Record SJW Songs for Free July 13th, 2017 at 2:24pm Axl Rosenberg Another great protest song? What did we do to be so lucky?!?
Admin 0 Right Now: Thy Art is Murder Trash Talk MetalSucks Editors Live on Facebook! July 13th, 2017 at 2:03pm MetalSucks They’ve taken over our Facebook page and are responding to all the dickish things we’ve said about them over the years.
Black Collar Workers 0 Ex-Guitar Center Manager Shares What He Thinks is Wrong with the Company July 13th, 2017 at 1:28pm Vince Neilstein “The amount of misguided micromanagement by middle and corporate management is staggering.”
A Game of Thrones 0 The Night King from Game of Thrones Has His Own Spotify Playlist, and it’s Metal as Hell July 13th, 2017 at 12:56pm Axl Rosenberg Includes tracks by Metallica, Ozzy, Iron Maiden, and more.
New Stuff 0 Nine Inch Nails Announce Add Violence EP, Release New Song “Less Than” July 13th, 2017 at 11:28am Axl Rosenberg Now THIS is Nine Inch Nails!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Infowars Editor Slams Stray From the Path’s New Song “Goodnight Alt-Right” July 13th, 2017 at 10:50am Vince Neilstein “SJWs made a metal song and yes it’s as bad as you think.”
Tool Time 0 Maynard James Keenan Offers Latest Update on the New Tool Album: “Nothing is Tracked Yet, Nothing is Completely Finished” July 13th, 2017 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg FUCK.
Haterade 0 Finally: Nickelback Fans Explain Why They Love the Band July 13th, 2017 at 10:32am Vince Neilstein Also: what band do Nickelback fans hate the most?
