What the...?? 0 Bruce Dickinson Invented a Dance April 19th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do the Dickinson strut.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Things Guitar Center Employees Say April 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Would you like fries with that?
Tour de Force 0 Fuck Yes: Carcass Announces ‘One Foot in the Grave’ Tour with Crowbar, Ghoul, and Night Demon April 19th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The summer just got a lot bloodier.
What the...?? 0 Video: Slovakian Moshers Light Themselves on Fire April 19th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Morons.
Metal Merch 0 This Was Bound To Happen: There Are Ghost Halloween Masks Now April 19th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus “And what are you supposed to be, little bOH SHIT, IT’S PAPA!”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Brian Johnson Releases Statement About Leaving AC/DC: “I Am Personally Crushed” April 19th, 2016 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg The good news is, even though he can no longer perform live, he can still record.
Metal Mysteries 0 New Study Shows That Going to Concerts is Good for You April 18th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Just not for your liver.
New Stuff 0 “Until the End of Days”: There’s a Power Metal Party in Stratovarius’ Pants, and You’re the Guest of Honor April 18th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg But it’s no “Maniac Dance.”
Tour de Force 0 Nails Announce Tour Dates April 18th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because we haven’t written about Nails since this morning!
Reviews 0 Aborted Kill You Nostalgically with Retrogore April 18th, 2016 at 3:30pm Phil Boozeman Heavy than a season premier of The Biggest Loser.
Cinemetal 0 Siam Chan’s “CATaclysm” (featuring Cats) is Quite Cat-chy April 18th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg This video is so catty you’d think it was one of The Real Housewives.
What the...?? 0 Down Selling Commemorative Shirts for Show Cancelled in Aftermath of Phil Anselmo’s Racist Actions April 18th, 2016 at 2:30pm Phil Boozeman Commemorate the nothing that happened at the thing you didn’t go to with.
New Stuff 0 Climb up “Lung Mountain” with Boss Keloid (It’s a Secret Place with Lots of Weed and Sludge Riffs… You’ll Dig It) April 18th, 2016 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The UK psychedelic sludge band just released a new album.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ex-Morbid Angel Frontman David Vincent Has Gone Country April 18th, 2016 at 1:30pm Phil Boozeman Something something something yee-haw. Right?
What the...?? 0 Digital Artist’s Mosh Pit Simulator Is A Dysmorphic Horror Show April 18th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Let’s open up this piOH GOD NO!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Metallica Co-Manager Latest Old Person to Rage Against Change; Calls YouTube “The Devil” April 18th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Turn down your hippity-hop and get off my lawn!”
Podcast 0 #143: Al Jourgensen of Ministry / Surgical Meth Machine April 18th, 2016 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Al's new project, Surgical Meth Machine, just released their debut self-titled album, and we find out where this next level of music came from and [...]
Not Quite Metal? 0 Video: Father John Misty Covers Nine Inch Nails April 18th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg He wants to fuck you like a honeybear.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Axeslasher Got Thoroughly Ripped Off by Garageland on Slayer Gig Poster April 18th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Man, the cheese drips and everything!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Protest the Hero Formulate Plans for Public Release of Pacific Myth EP April 18th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein A physical release of Pacific Myth, previously only available by subscription, is on the way for the general public.
