Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 There’s a New Gojira Song Coming, Holy Crap, HOLY CRAP April 20th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Watch the teaser video here!
Tour de Force 0 Guitarist Dallas Toler-Wade Confirms That Cannibal Corpse and Nile Will Play This Year’s Summer Slaughter April 20th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So we can safely assume that the After the Burial rumor is accurate, too.
This Sucks 0 Video: Russian Orthodox Activist Spits in the Face of Belphegor’s Helmut Lehner April 20th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Luckily, Nile’s Karl Sanders was there to intervene.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! April 19th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, this is a hard one!
Contests 0 Show Us Your MetalSucks: The In The Presence of Wolves Edition April 19th, 2016 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Send in pics of yourself wearing a MetalSucks t-shirt or hoodie, get a box of free metal stuff in the mail.
Cinemetal 0 Toothgrinder’s New Video Gives Us “Blue” Balls for Seeing Them Live April 19th, 2016 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Frontman Justin Matthews’ has stupendously gorgeous hair.
This Sucks 0 Necrophagist Drummer Tells You What You Already Knew: The Band is Dead April 19th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg “We’re looking for a coffin,” says Romain Goulon.
Rampant Rumors 0 Here are Line-Up Rumors for Summer Slaughter 2016 April 19th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Kill or become and cast down the heretic to get lost in the static.”
Black Collar Workers 0 Krieg’s Neill Jameson Also Hates Record Store Day April 19th, 2016 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein His argument: it isn’t even really that much of a boon to record stores.
Cinemetal 0 Tournament Throw the Most Surreal High School House Party Ever April 19th, 2016 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein If only our high school experience was like this…
Art Attack 0 Badass Artists To Watch: Becky Cloonan, Leilani Bustamante April 19th, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Visual black magic.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: “Hope Less” by Joy April 19th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Expect more.
What the...?? 0 Bruce Dickinson Invented a Dance April 19th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do the Dickinson strut.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Things Guitar Center Employees Say April 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Would you like fries with that?
Tour de Force 0 Fuck Yes: Carcass Announces ‘One Foot in the Grave’ Tour with Crowbar, Ghoul, and Night Demon April 19th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The summer just got a lot bloodier.
What the...?? 0 Video: Slovakian Moshers Light Themselves on Fire April 19th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Morons.
Metal Merch 0 This Was Bound To Happen: There Are Ghost Halloween Masks Now April 19th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus “And what are you supposed to be, little bOH SHIT, IT’S PAPA!”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Brian Johnson Releases Statement About Leaving AC/DC: “I Am Personally Crushed” April 19th, 2016 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg The good news is, even though he can no longer perform live, he can still record.
Metal Mysteries 0 New Study Shows That Going to Concerts is Good for You April 18th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Just not for your liver.
New Stuff 0 “Until the End of Days”: There’s a Power Metal Party in Stratovarius’ Pants, and You’re the Guest of Honor April 18th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg But it’s no “Maniac Dance.”
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