Viral Vomit 0 Most Metal Video Ever of the Day: Dude Shreds in a Preschool Classroom, Kiddie Mosh Pit Ensues December 18th, 2015 at 10:40am MetalSucks So ADORABLE yet so BRUTAL.
Friggin' Danzig 0 What Kind of Beer Does Glenn Danzig Drink? December 18th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Miller Lite? A deep, dark stout? An IPA?
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a MetalSucks Hoodie! December 17th, 2015 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein CATS ARE METAL!
Cinemetal 0 Watch Immediately: The DEFINITIVE Metal Cover of John Williams’ Star Wars Score December 17th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The force is strong with this one.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Abbath Comes Clean December 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks New cover story gets into the nitty gritty of his split with Immortal.
Reviews 0 Review: Intervals’ The Shape of Colour Has Fantastic Figure December 17th, 2015 at 4:00pm Phil Boozeman Five dollars says Sonic the Hedgehog listens to Intervals.
New Stuff 0 Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s “Not a Daughter” is Your New Favorite Song December 17th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg ANb gets all doomy n’ shit, and the results are fantastic.
\m/ 0 Dumb Metal Songs for Smart Phones December 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Songs by Suffocation, Metallica, Pantera, Meshuggah and more!
Tour de Force 0 Rivers of Nihil Announce Winter 2016 Headline Tour with Dark Sermon and Black Fast December 17th, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Only REAL metal bands trek out into the cold, snow and ice!
Tour de Force 0 Dream Theater Will Bring “The Astonishing” Rock Opera Tour to North America in Spring 2016 December 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein They’ll be playing their entire new album in full.
Poll 0 Poll: What is Your Most Anticipated Metal Album of 2016? December 17th, 2015 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Megadeth? Anthrax? Dream Theater? Some band we’ve never even heard of? Get in here and let us know!
Music Dorkery 0 Video: The Evolution of Metal Riffs December 17th, 2015 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein 10 genres in four minutes.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: The Cult’s 2 New Jams, What You Think? December 17th, 2015 at 12:00pm Anso DF The Cult and a master producer strike again!
New Stuff 0 Listen to All of Purple by Baroness Right Now! December 17th, 2015 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Don’t be blue… Purple is here!
Pummeling Politics 0 Ted Nugent for Trump, David Draiman for Bernie Sanders! December 17th, 2015 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein Thank goodness we have these MENSA members telling us what to think.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Fred Durst Russian Propaganda Backfiring Already December 17th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Photos of Putin shirtless are more appealing.
This Sucks 0 R.I.P. Stuff You Will Hate (sad post) December 16th, 2015 at 5:00pm Maximus Max eulogizes Sergeant D.’s stupendous, now-retired website.
Breaking the Law 0 Ashmedi from Melechesh Arrested for Assault, Placed Under House Arrest December 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oy va voy!
Metal Merch 0 Five Star-Wars Themed “Metal Warz” Metal T-Shirts Now Available! December 16th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Never have metal and Star Wars gone so well together.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Killswitch Engage: New Album Title Revealed! December 16th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg But you have to come inside if you wanna know what it is.
