Lolz 0 Breaking: Slayer Ate a Booger October 13th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Drop everything to read this mind-blowing piece of metal journalism.
Viral Vomit 0 Turns Out Metal Songs Without Distortion are Just Surf Rock October 13th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus My friend “Misirlou.”
Cinemetal 0 Lamb of God Share Pre-Show Rituals, Remind World That MySpace Still Exists October 13th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Next week: band to debut new track on Friendster.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Here’s an Update on Devin Townsend’s Autobiography (Now with Cover Artwork!) October 13th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein No release date yet, but the puzzle is coming together.
New Stuff 0 Revocation to Reissue Debut Album Empire of the Obscene, Stream Opening Track “Summon the Spawn” October 13th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Only 1000 copies were ever pressed. It’s amazing how “Revocation-y” Revocation sounded so early on.
New Stuff 0 Coheed and Streamia: Listen to The Color Before the Sun in Full Right Now! October 12th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Coheed and Cambria’s latest doesn’t come out until Friday, but you can stream it in full today.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Rebel Wizard October 12th, 2015 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Get negative.
...And F*ck You Too 0 BREAKING: The New Godsmack Album May Not be a Colossal Piece of Shit October 12th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sully Erna promises that the band’s new material will take a “drastic turn.”
Cinemetal 0 Lindemann’s NSFW Video for “Fish On” is, Um, Interesting October 12th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Till Lindemann’s new project with Hypocrisy’s Peter Tägtgren release a video worthy of Lindemann’s other band, Rammstein.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Provides Roars for an Alien Overlord on Doctor Who October 12th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Daleks = Shit
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 5: Should the 49ers Have Beaten the Giants? October 12th, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Paul covers last night’s epic battle between the Giants and 49ers. Also: Bears/Chiefs, Bengals/Seahawks, Browns/Ravens and Broncos/Raiders.
New Stuff 0 So Streameous: Stream So Hideous’s New Album Laurestine Right Now! October 12th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein So Hideous have a knack for making the absolutely disgusting sound so pretty, or the overly gorgeous sound gnarly and gross.
Cinemetal 0 Shining’s New Video Was Shot atop a 2,300-Foot Cliff in Norway October 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This video will make you sick to your stomach, even if you’re not afraid of heights.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Full-Album Stream: True Will by White Widows Pact October 12th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks This. Album. WRECKS.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst is Moving to Crimea to Make Propaganda Films for the Pro-Russian Government October 12th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He did it all for the пизда.
Podcast 0 #119: Stryper’s Michael Sweet October 12th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks This week Michael Sweet of the legendary Christian metal band Stryper joins us to talk about his new album and the history of the band.
New Stuff 0 Holy Fuck, This Hooded Menace Track! October 12th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein The slimiest, ozziest, nastiest, pus-filled thing you will hear today.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Allegaeon Split with Vocalist Ezra Haynes October 12th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Riley McShane from Son of Aurelius will be handling frontman duties on the band’s upcoming tour.
Haterade 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Ivan Moody: “Fuck Kanye West” October 12th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The FFDP frontman puts Kanye on blast, then goes on an incoherent Kanye-like rant of his own.
Rampant Rumors 0 Here’s a Photo of Ghost’s Papa Emeritus Unmasked and with No Makeup On October 12th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein So if you’re at a Ghost show and you see this dude walking around the venue…
0 - Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Finally Wrote a Song So Awful that the Internet Has Collectively Rejected It
