What the...?? 0 Vorzug: Bad at Death Metal, Great at Enlisting C-List Celebrities to Make Videos August 6th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Featuring guest appearances by “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Tawny Kitaen, Angie Everhart, and Raven.
Editorials 0 Editorial: When is it Time to Quit? August 6th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Do you bow out gracefully or die with your boots on?
Poll 0 Reader Poll: Would You Watch Metal Porn? August 6th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus They’ll “throw the horns,” but you need to provide a credit card first.
New Stuff 0 The Sword are “Dreamthieves” August 6th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Cue Inception horns.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Black Fast’s Terms of Surrender August 6th, 2015 at 2:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt How does the almighty groove fit into thrash (or punk, […]
Viral Vomit 0 Video Exclusive: World Famous Hand-Farter Guy First Hand-Farts Dark Tranquillity Songs with Frontman Mikael Stanne August 6th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Which Dark Tranquillity songs can the hand-farter perform?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 There’s a Documentary Coming Out About Mastodon Guitarist Bill Kelliher August 6th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein And the DVD features guitar tutorials and live Mastodon footage too.
Tour de Force 0 Pentourgram August 6th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A chance to go see the miracle of nature that is Bobby Liebling live and in the flesh.
Metal Mets 0 The Metal Mets are Knocking and Citi Field’s Rocking August 6th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Vince analyzes and waxes ecstatic about the recent triumphs of the New York Metropolitans.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devil You Know to Release New Album in November August 6th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg And we know who produced it, too.
New Stuff 0 Mike Patton’s Nevermen: A Little TOO Ironic? August 6th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Go Pittsburgh.
Metal Tech 0 There’s Going to be a Motörhead Video Game August 6th, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Press ‘X’ to do a shot of Jack and bang a Finnish college student.
Music Dorkery 0 Here’s All The Latest and Greatest Guitar, Drum and Pro Audio Porn August 5th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Summer NAMM, a vaporizer guitar, a guitar with an intentionally twisted ergonomic neck, Deftones’ drummer Abe Cunningham’s signature snare and more.
Moppet Metal 0 Watch an Eleven-Year-Old Kid Play Devin Townsend’s “March of the Poozers” on the Drums August 5th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Metal is old, bald, and gray? This kid’s existence proves otherwise.
Cinemetal 0 Act of Defiance Join the “Legion of Lies” August 5th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is the band’s best song to date… which isn’t saying much.
Metal in the Media 0 The Smithsonian Institute’s National Museum of History is Profiling Slayer August 5th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Intellectual perfector.
Cinemetal 0 Get Your Finnish Melodeath Fix with Wolfheart’s “Aeon of Cold” August 5th, 2015 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein This guy’s a keeper.
Events 0 Maryland Deathfest is Coming to the Netherlands with Pig Destroyer AND Agoraphobic Nosebleed August 5th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never wanted to be Dutch so badly in my life.
Reviews 0 Battlecross’s Rise To Power is Strong But Not Authoritative August 5th, 2015 at 2:00pm Dave Mustein While the band’s metal vocabulary is comprehensive, most of us would rather delve more deeply into one of those areas rather than hearing them simultaneously jammed together.
Haterade 0 Every Local Band Could Learn a Lesson or Two from Method Blank August 5th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I did not alter that photo after downloading it from the band’s website.
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