Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: The MetalSucks Biggest Putz in Metal Readers’ Bracket August 7th, 2015 at 10:00am MetalSucks Not gonna lie: we are REALLY looking forward to this.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: My Dying Bride Dominate the October Issue August 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The U.K.’s preeminent gothic death/doom legends earn their first cover AND their first flexi.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Metal T-Shirt of Your Choice from Shirts.com August 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Caption this photo, make us laugh, win a metal t-shirt.
What the...?? 0 Vorzug: Bad at Death Metal, Great at Enlisting C-List Celebrities to Make Videos August 6th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Featuring guest appearances by “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Tawny Kitaen, Angie Everhart, and Raven.
Editorials 0 Editorial: When is it Time to Quit? August 6th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Do you bow out gracefully or die with your boots on?
Poll 0 Reader Poll: Would You Watch Metal Porn? August 6th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus They’ll “throw the horns,” but you need to provide a credit card first.
New Stuff 0 The Sword are “Dreamthieves” August 6th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Cue Inception horns.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Black Fast’s Terms of Surrender August 6th, 2015 at 2:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt How does the almighty groove fit into thrash (or punk, […]
Viral Vomit 0 Video Exclusive: World Famous Hand-Farter Guy First Hand-Farts Dark Tranquillity Songs with Frontman Mikael Stanne August 6th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Which Dark Tranquillity songs can the hand-farter perform?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 There’s a Documentary Coming Out About Mastodon Guitarist Bill Kelliher August 6th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein And the DVD features guitar tutorials and live Mastodon footage too.
Tour de Force 0 Pentourgram August 6th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A chance to go see the miracle of nature that is Bobby Liebling live and in the flesh.
Metal Mets 0 The Metal Mets are Knocking and Citi Field’s Rocking August 6th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Vince analyzes and waxes ecstatic about the recent triumphs of the New York Metropolitans.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devil You Know to Release New Album in November August 6th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg And we know who produced it, too.
New Stuff 0 Mike Patton’s Nevermen: A Little TOO Ironic? August 6th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Go Pittsburgh.
Metal Tech 0 There’s Going to be a Motörhead Video Game August 6th, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Press ‘X’ to do a shot of Jack and bang a Finnish college student.
Music Dorkery 0 Here’s All The Latest and Greatest Guitar, Drum and Pro Audio Porn August 5th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Summer NAMM, a vaporizer guitar, a guitar with an intentionally twisted ergonomic neck, Deftones’ drummer Abe Cunningham’s signature snare and more.
Moppet Metal 0 Watch an Eleven-Year-Old Kid Play Devin Townsend’s “March of the Poozers” on the Drums August 5th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Metal is old, bald, and gray? This kid’s existence proves otherwise.
Cinemetal 0 Act of Defiance Join the “Legion of Lies” August 5th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is the band’s best song to date… which isn’t saying much.
Metal in the Media 0 The Smithsonian Institute’s National Museum of History is Profiling Slayer August 5th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Intellectual perfector.
Cinemetal 0 Get Your Finnish Melodeath Fix with Wolfheart’s “Aeon of Cold” August 5th, 2015 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein This guy’s a keeper.
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