The Webernets 0 Flowchart: Should You be in a Band? April 2nd, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein If you love being smelly, broke, exhausted and without any meaningful personal relationships, yes!
Tour de Force 0 The Contorchonist April 2nd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Prog fan’s wet dream tour will also include Auras.
Reunion Mania 0 Darkest Hour Announce 20th Anniversary Tour; Will Include a Dead to Fall Reunion April 2nd, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg And as if that wasn’t enough, Darkest Hour will perform Undoing Ruin in its entirety.
Tour de Force 0 Time to Deicide if You Wanna Go to Metal Alliance 2015 (You Do) April 2nd, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Dates announced for tour that will also include Entombed A.D., Hate Eternal, Black Crown Initiate, and Svart Crown.
Poll 0 Hey, MetalSucks Readers: Take a Survey, Win Some Free Stuff! April 1st, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Fill out a survey about this site and about your tastes in metal and you’ll be entered to win a metal prize package.
Music Dorkery 0 Breakdowns are SO 2004; I’m Into Fixups! April 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Will fixups ever replacebreakdowns as one of the most laughably overused aspects of metal?
Tour de Force 0 Symphony X and Overkill Announce Co-Headlining Tour April 1st, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The bands will take turns closing every show.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Listen to the Insane New Jaga Jazzist Song “Starfire” April 1st, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein The Norwegian experimental electro-progsters have returned. With North American tour dates, too!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Start Getting Stoked for Skinless’ Only the Ruthless Remain April 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out a trailer for the band’s first new album since 2006.
The Webernets 0 Pizzasupremebeing is Your New Favorite Instagram Account April 1st, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because we all know that pizza and metal go together like… well… pizza and metal!
Viral Vomit 0 “Snuffing Else Matters”: A Metallica/Slipknot Mash-Up April 1st, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metallipknot.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Life Advice from Septicflesh’s Spiros “Seth Siro Anton” Antoniou: “Keep Your Chin Up!” April 1st, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Doesn’t he get neck cramps???
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: NY in 64, “A Towering Relic” April 1st, 2015 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Featuring members of East of the Wall and You and I.
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: Marked Out/Missed The Mark — Wrestlemania 31 April 1st, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Eddie reviews the biggest pro-wrestling event of the year.
Cinemetal 0 Watching This Clip from Killswitch Engage’s Upcoming Live DVD is the Next Best Thing to Seeing Them Live in Person April 1st, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Also: the band is currently in the studio working on a new album.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 And the Producer of the New Metallica Album is… April 1st, 2015 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg WHOA! Nobody saw this coming.
New Stuff 0 Stream Minsk’s New Masterpiece The Crash & The Draw in Full April 1st, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein It’s a sludgy, proggy, post-rock masterpiece, one of the year’s best metal albums so far.
Cinemetal 0 Best Worst Metal Video Ever of the Day: V’s “Paradise” April 1st, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh, to be a fly on the wall during the brainstorm sesh that produced this band and video!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Skeletonwitch Part Ways with Vocalist Chance Garnette? April 1st, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg No more drinking beer, smoking weed, eating pussy, and listening to metal?
Critical Condition 0 Royal Thunder’s Crooked Doors Reviewed in Latest “Critical Condition” Video March 31st, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Crash Thompson gives Royal Thunder’s latest his patented entertaining video review treatment.
