Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! September 24th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Win stuff! YAY!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Welcome Back, Melt-Banana We Love U September 24th, 2013 at 4:30pm Anso DF Six years and one national disaster later, a spaz-grind band returns for their first US fans
This Sucks 0 Metallica Weren’t Allowed to Play “Master of Puppets” in China September 24th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Interesting, if not exactly shocking, news.
New Stuff 0 Halestorm Second Metal Band in As Many Months to Cover Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” September 24th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Also the second metal band to fuck it up.
New Stuff 0 You Stream Now! Vulture Industries, The Tower September 24th, 2013 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein “The Tower is both a granite slab of moody European metal and an amusingly flexible chunk of heavy prog.”
Cinemetal 0 Watch the Trailer for Fameless, The New Comedic Reality Series Starring Mastodon’s Brent Hinds September 24th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know, I can’t believe I just typed that headline, either!
Reviews 0 Noctum’s Final Sacrifice: Rockin’, Yes, Scary, No September 24th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Swedish retro-rockers do enough right to overcome the things they do wrong.
New Stuff 0 New Alter Bridge Album Fortress: U Jam? #hardrock September 24th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Three-fourths of Creed turns in an [un]surprisingly strong fourth effort.
Black Collar Workers 0 Live in Ontario? Looking for a Home? Call Kittie Drummer Mercedes Lander! September 24th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because she sells real estate now.
New Stuff 0 Warrell Dane Teams Up with Jeff Loomis-Affiliated Shaded Enmity September 24th, 2013 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein A new song featuring Warrel’s trademark vocals.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Enabler, Lord of The Flies EP September 24th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band’s new release will include the third cover of Sepultura’s “Arise” this year.
New Stuff 0 It Would Be a “Crying Shame” if You Didn’t Listen to the New Motörhead Song September 24th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg New Motörhead is Motörhead.
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $375, You, Too, Can Have Your Very Own Homemade Vintage Megadeth/Dio/W.A.S.P. Jacket from Urban Outfitters September 24th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Clearly, you NEED such a jacket, lest you be the laughing stock at the Metallica reunion show next week!!!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 24, 2013 September 24th, 2013 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Metallica’s big concert movie soundtrack comes out today. So does a live release from a related band. One guess.
New Stuff 0 “Rise” From the Grave (While Conducting, Too) September 24th, 2013 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein A new song by Conducting From the Grave.
Editorials 0 Maria Brink’s Butt Adorns In This Moment’s “Whore” Single Art September 23rd, 2013 at 4:58pm Axl Rosenberg But it’s not just a nice tush — it’s a symbol of injustice towards women everywhere!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 3: Every Team Sucks September 23rd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie lambasts all the teams that suck this year and discusses Gwar’s Super Bowl halftime show bid.
Poetry In Motion 0 Pot Calls Kettle Brown(ing) September 23rd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Horrible scene band blames death of the record biz on horrible scene bands.
Viral Vomit 0 The Best Metal Vocal Cover of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” You Could Ever Possibly Hope For September 23rd, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This will make you wanna get nasty.
New Stuff 0 Stream Doomriders’ Grand Blood Right Granddamn Now September 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg We find the album a little disappointing… do you?
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