Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday to Monkey Around in the Center Of the Universe March 30th, 2013 at 3:01pm Kip Wingerschmidt Stop flinging your feces around and get hip to these jamz from your favorite boners of fish…
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Creationists Drank Jizz March 29th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out this week’s top stories, as well as a video of a naked fat dude attacking a member of the Westboro County Church.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #7: Frank Mullen (Suffocation) March 29th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks OG death metal pioneer. And the lulz!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Horning In On Metal March 29th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks This week’s QOTW asks which horny songs get u horny!
New Stuff 0 Listen to a New Children of Bodom Song, “Halo of Blood,” Right Now! March 29th, 2013 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a radio rip that’s less-than-stellar quality, but still: NEW BODOM!
Metal Metsieh 0 Only Two Days Left in Amazon’s $5.99 and Less Album Sale! March 29th, 2013 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein 514 metal albums, including records by Municipal Waste, High on Fire, The Sword, Gojira, Darkthrone, Testament, Agalloch and more are on sale through the end of March.
Contests 0 Contest: Win Tickets to Heavy MTL! March 29th, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks We’re giving away three pairs of tickets to North America’s premier destination metal festival.
Cinemetal 0 Listen to Mike Patton’s Score for The Place Beyond the Pines March 29th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Place Beyond the Pines — although known as “that […]
Cinemetal 0 Video + Photos: Anthrax and Slash Perform AC/DC’s “T.N.T.” March 29th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, something about Chuck D.
New Stuff 0 Devourment Cover Cannibal Corpse March 29th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein A cover of the classic CC track “The Pick-Axe Murders.”
Megadick 0 When Dave Met Willie… March 29th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dave Mustaine hounds Willie Nelson to do a guest appearance on the new Megadeth album, Willie Nelson asks, “Who is Dave Mustaine?”
Editorials 0 Erlen Meyer: This Band is Awesome March 29th, 2013 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein They’re sludgy and doomy and AWESOME.
Greatest Hits 0 Students at British School Sing Iron Maiden’s “Flight of Icarus” March 29th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is pretty much the best thing ever.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Kiss Kitty Hello March 29th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Gene and Paul announce new animated series, intention to make you pay for the privilege of watching as they rape your children.
Poetry In Motion 0 New Lyric Videos From Wormed, Immolation and Toxic Holocaust March 29th, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein If only my high school English classes had been this interesting.
Cinemetal 0 Havok’s New Video Chronicles the Chicago World’s Fair Murders of 1893 March 29th, 2013 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The Devil in the White City in metal form.
New Stuff 0 The New Asking Alexandria Song Will be “The Death of Me” March 29th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yeah song sucks shit.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #8: Mikael Åkerfeldt (Opeth) March 28th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The man excretes excellence from every orifice.
Contests 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Copy of Clutch’s New Album Earth Rocker March 28th, 2013 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein That’s a photo of someone in King Diamond makeup with a doll. Tons of material here!
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Stream the New Exhumed Flexi Disc! March 28th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Mets fans can only that our highly touted second-year starter Matt Harvey is as cool as the original.
0 - Footnotes: A Handy Catalog of Every Song from Which Avenged Sevenfold’s Hail to the King “Borrows”
