The Webernets 0 Today in Indiegogo Campaigns: This or the Apocalypse are Blowing Up Their Van, Early Man are Making a New Record February 14th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Blowing it up and burning that shit to the ground. And they’re filming it.
Music Dorkery 0 Heavy Metal Cardboard Box February 14th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s fun! It’s educational! It can make you sound heavy when you have no real musical skill!!!
Tour de Force 0 Hope You Weren’t Excited for Cradle of Filth’s U.S. Tour February 14th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Because it’s cancelled.
Neilstein Soundscam 0 Neilstein Soundscam: Now With More Numbers! February 14th, 2013 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Vince breaks down the past week’s winners and losers in the world of metal. Coheed and Cambria, Cult of Luna, Hatebreed, Intronaut, Kvelertak, Suffocation, Rotting Christ and more.
Tour de Force 0 Bolt Thrower to Throw Bolts in Seven U.S. Cities February 14th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Read on to find out where you can be a bolt catcher.
Music Dorkery 0 Animals as Leaders and Evan Brewer Jam Out With Their Clams Out February 13th, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Video footage from the “Camping as Animals” winter instructional retreat.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Today in Alice in Chains: Band Releases New Title in the Form of an Anagram February 13th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Okay Scrabble fanatics, get Scrabblin’…
Reviews 0 Palm Mutes of Madness: Portal’s Typically Atypical Vexovoid February 13th, 2013 at 4:00pm Sammy O'Hagar If you think about it, Portal have already done more […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Today in Wintersun: Time II Won’t Be Released Until 2014 February 13th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, Wintersun fans, you poor bastards.
\m/ 0 The Cornell University Physics Department Published an Academic Paper on Moshing February 13th, 2013 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Never before has moshing been so academic; the four-page report is blowing our minds.
Level Up 0 Level Up: Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master February 13th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Last Chance to Reason’s Evan Sammons takes a look at the third entry into the Genesis series Shinobi.
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Studio Stuff 0 Today in Black Sabbath: New Behind-the-Scenes Studio Video February 13th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Botanist’s “Nourishing the Fetus (Mandragora IV)” February 13th, 2013 at 1:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Get your face fucked off by this new Botanist track!
\m/ 0 Today in Dio: Killer Aerosmith Cover with Yngwie Malmsteen on Guitar February 13th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Dream On” suddenly sounds a thousand times more bad-ass.
Reunion Mania 0 Today in Van Halen: David Lee Roth “Would Always Look Forward” to a Reunion with Michael Anthony, but “Ed Has His Own Vision” February 13th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A surprising moment of honesty from Diamond Dave reveals that all may not be hunky-dory in VanHaland.
Randy Blythe Trial 0 Today in Randy Blythe: Randy Returns to the Pankrác Prison in Prague and Instagrams It February 13th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein And remains remarkably level-headed and positive in spite of everything.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Today in Intronaut: Sacha Fills in for a Flu-Stricken Jens Kidman and Intronaut Perform Some New Songs February 13th, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein And there’s video footage of all of it.
Editorials 0 Today in Demon Hunter: Band Supports the Troops, Not Torture February 13th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Band responds to the news that the Seal Team 6 member who killed Osama bin Laden was a fan.
\m/ 0 Today in Slayer: A “Raining Blood” Wedding Intro and an “Angel of Death” Bluegrass Cover February 13th, 2013 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Exactly what it sounds like!
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