What the...?? 0 Japanese Metal Vocalist Endorses Tenga’s Deep Throat Cup for Masturbatory Pleasure January 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Everything in the headline is true.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Morgion Cancel MDF Appearance and Break Up, Now and Forever January 17th, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Let us all weep gigantic tears of doom.
Greatest Hits 0 Listen to Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” in a Major Scale January 17th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeiiiiirrrrrrdddd.
Studio Stuff 0 David Draiman is Producing the New Trivium Album January 17th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Talk about disturbing.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Botanist, IV: Mandragora January 16th, 2013 at 5:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Prepare for your death at the hands of a plant derived from the post-mortem ejaculation of a hanged man!
The Leads Are Weak 0 The Leads Are Weak: “Violin-ce,” a New Approach to Arpeggios January 16th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Tony takes inspiration from Nuno Bettencourt — via Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure — in his latest guitar technique column.
Viral Vomit 0 Key & Peele Listen to Death Metal January 16th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg “It doesn’t really seem like music to me.”
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Chainsaw Penis: The Worst Band in the World January 16th, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Ocarinacore?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Angist, TBA January 16th, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks There’s someone in this band named Gyða Hrund Þorvaldsdóttir!
Contests 0 Show Us Your MetalSucks: The Indonesia Volcano Edition January 16th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks MetalSucks reader Sidney R. is rewarded with a box o’ metal goodies for sending in these epic pics.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s Nergal Playing a Nazi January 16th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t fret, it’s a comedy.
New Stuff 0 Stream Rotten Sound’s Grindiculously Good New EP January 16th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg DO IT!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Light Bearer, TBA January 16th, 2013 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus You have to assume that most of Light Bearer’s instruments are either tombstones, or made from parts of tombstones.
Black Collar Workers 0 Machine Head’s Robb Flynn Loves Spotify, “Will Never Buy Another Physical CD Again” January 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein The Machine Head frontman talks Spotify, albums, the band’s future and more in a new journal entry.
Editorials 0 Johnny Plague Says What the Remaining Members of For Today Will Not January 16th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Winds of Plague frontman says anti-gay comments are “narrow minded.” Now if only For Today would publicly agree with him.
New Stuff 0 “Hello” from Cloudkicker: New Song/Album Streaming January 16th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein The one-song “album” is 10 minutes long.
Studio Stuff 0 Protest the Hero Have Crowd-Sourced $125,000 for Their New Album in Less Than 24 Hours January 16th, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Free of contractual obligations with any record label, Protest the Hero are going it alone for their fourth album.
Cinemetal 0 Dave Grohl’s Sound City Hits Video on Demand in Just Two Weeks! January 16th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Also, check out Grohl’s new collaboration with Corey Taylor!
Cinemetal 0 Metallica’s 3D Movie Gets a Title, Release Date, and… Lead Actor? January 16th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m sorry, did you say “a lead actor”???
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Divisional Playoff Weekend: I Hate Every Team That is Still Playing January 15th, 2013 at 5:46pm MetalSucks Brockie laments the Redskins’ inept handling of RG III’s injury and wishes for Ray Lewis and Tom Brady to “run into each other and explode.”
