Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 350 WHAT KIND OF DOUCHEBAG PERFORMS HIS OWN SONG AT KARAOKE? February 9th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Seriously, can you think of anything more embarrassing and less […]
Metal Merch 150 BONE YOUR OLD LADY WITH A SLAYER CONDOM THIS VALENTINE’S DAY February 9th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Still have no idea what to get your loved one […]
Hoop Logic 100 HOOP LOGIC: GOD FORBID GUITARIST DOC COYLE ON THE NBA, VOLUME III February 8th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hey MetalSucks readers! It’s me Anso DF, MS senior editor […]
\m/ 90 OZZY COMMENTS ON TONY IOMMI’S CANCER DIAGNOSIS February 8th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Hey, so remember before all this petty Bill Ward drama erupted […]
Reviews 20 INCH SCRAPER: HARDCORE 7″ REVIEWS OF BORN LOW, CEREMONY, AND CODE ORANGE KIDS February 8th, 2012 at 3:50pm Gary Suarez On the momentous occasion of Code Orange Kids‘ recent signing […]
Barbarous Book Club 180 BOOK REVIEW: NO REGRETS BY ACE FREHLEY (WITH JOE LAYDEN AND JOHN OSTROSKY) February 8th, 2012 at 3:10pm MetalSucks No regrets? A better title for Ace Frehley’s memoir might […]
Cinemetal 240 STREAM EVERY EPISODE OF METAL EVOLUTION RIGHT HERE! February 8th, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Like I told y’all yesterday I’m way too obsessed with […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 530 LOOK RIGHT PENNY: PARAMORE + SIKTH? February 8th, 2012 at 2:00pm Anso DF To me, nothing is as fully sweet like pop music […]
Cinemetal 300 “SHUT THE F*CK… UUUUUUUP” February 8th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The bad news is that the first music video by […]
The Webernets 290 FADADES: THE NEXT BIG THING IN BLACK METAL February 8th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein YouTube holds an endless treasure trove of unwittingly hilarious aspiring […]
Cinemetal 130 FROM THE TOUGH STREETS OF PALM BEACH, FL., WE GIVE YOU… RED LAMB! February 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Does anyone else find it hilarious that ex-Anthrax guitarist Dan […]
Editorials 280 AN OPEN LETTER TO KILLSWITCH ENGAGE February 8th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dear Killswitch Engage, I was very happy to hear that […]
A View From the Pit 1 PHOTOS: A389 RECORDINGS VIII ANNIVERSARY BASH FEATURING EYEHATEGOD, INTEGRITY, AND PULLING TEETH! February 8th, 2012 at 11:30am MetalSucks Last month, A389 Recordings celebrated their eighth anniversary by inviting a […]
Everyone's Replaceable 360 DID SHARON OSBOURNE FIRE BILL WARD FROM BLACK SABBATH REUNION? February 8th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Before reading any further, please note well: the following is […]
\m/ 170 CHI CHENG IS MAKING PROGRESS February 8th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein It’s been over three years since Deftones’ bassist Chi Cheng […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 240 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S DEAN HERRERA: “WE AREN’T BROKEN UP” February 8th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein If there’s one thing you can count on from The […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF ROTTENNESS’ DIE WEGE DER LUST! February 7th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Horns up for reader Rob Riege! He correctly identified last […]
What the...?? 130 GOJIRA’S MARIO DUPLANTIER LOOKS JUST LIKE JASON MRAZ February 7th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Thanks: Sam R.
Music Dorkery 140 THIS WEEK ON A&E: HOARDERS, THE MIKE PORTNOY EPISODE February 7th, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein My TV is inextricably tuned to the nerdiest of all […]
\m/ 670 NEWT GINGRINCH SUFFERS TRAUMATIC ANAL DEVASTATION February 7th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that some right-leaning readers hate it when we […]
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