Green Eggs and Slam 310 GUY INTERVIEWS AN IBEX ABOUT THE NEW WAKING THE CADAVER JOINT August 25th, 2010 at 4:30pm Sergeant D I agree with the ibex. -Sergeant D.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 530 FRIENDLY REMINDER: CRYSTAL VIPER ARE MORE METAL THAN YOU August 25th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve written about Poland’s Crystal Viper before, but if you’re […]
Cinemetal 450 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM THE SWORD, AS I LAY DYING, BRING ME THE HORIZON, BONDED BY BLOOD, AND HEATHEN August 25th, 2010 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg All these bands decided to release new videos within the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 160 COVER ART FOR THE NEW TED NUGENT ALBUM August 25th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Not really, of course. I just think it’s funny that […]
Exclusive 700 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: DRAGONFORCE’S “SPIRIT WILL GO ON” THROUGH THEIR LIVE ALBUM August 25th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks You really just can’t say no to the over-the-top theatrics […]
Viral Vomit 90 ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DRY YOUR HANDS BEFORE SHAKING HANDS WITH EDDIE VAN HALEN August 25th, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Eddie Van Halen rage stories are pretty legendary, but I’d […]
New Stuff 90 LET’S TORCHE THIS U.F.O. August 25th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Just in case you weren’t already feeling overwhelmed by all […]
Everyone's Replaceable 560 WHITE WIZZARD LINEUP SHAKEUP… AGAIN! August 25th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Either Jon Leon’s ass is constantly emitting horrible smelling farts […]
New Stuff 150 NEW SONGS PUT THE “CHRIST!” IN “JULIE CHRISTMAS” August 25th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg By which I do not mean that Ms. Christmas has […]
New Stuff 130 OH, HEY THERE, NEW CEPHALIC CARNAGE ALBUM STREAM August 25th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Anyone wanna hear something awesome? I mean, no pressure. Maybe […]
Everyone's Replaceable 540 DIMMU DRAMA GETS SILLIER: SNOWY SHAW IS OUT August 25th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, this is hilarious. Last month rumors started to […]
Interviews 240 ION DISSONANCE VOCALIST KEVIN MCCAUGHEY: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 24th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Ion Dissonance are cursed, both figuratively and literally. Says vocalist […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN AN AWESOME PRIZE PACK FROM EARACHE RECORDS! August 24th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to MetalSucks Maniac Devin Garvin, who not only correctly […]
Viral Vomit 380 C.O.C. AND D.R.I. GET THE BIEBER TREATMENT August 24th, 2010 at 3:50pm MetalSucks So the whole internet was abuzz about that Justin Bieber […]
Editorials 130 GET THE RUNS FOR THE BORDER: TACO BELL FEED THE BEAT August 24th, 2010 at 3:10pm Axl Rosenberg Life is tough for the modern touring metal band, ’cause […]
Reviews 40 RETURN TO EARTH DEMONSTRATE HOW THEY NEED TO RETURN TO WHEREVER THE HELL THEY CAME FROM ON AUTOMATA August 24th, 2010 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar How awesome is Chris Pennie? If the answer is not […]
New Stuff 340 PUBLICISTS? CRADLE OF FILTH FANS DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ PUBLICISTS! August 24th, 2010 at 1:50pm Axl Rosenberg So there’s a new Cradle of Filth song, “Lilith Immaculate,”and […]
Exclusive 520 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: THE CONTORTIONIST – “ADVENT” August 24th, 2010 at 1:15pm Vince Neilstein So, here we are in late 2010, two years after […]
New Stuff 130 TAKE THE “HIGHWAY TO HELL” WITH MUTINY WITHIN August 24th, 2010 at 12:34pm Vince Neilstein In the second AC/DC bit of news not directly related […]
What the...?? 850 WHAT HAPPENED TO DAVE MUSTAINE’S VOICE? August 24th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg When I saw Megadeth a few weeks ago, the band […]
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