Black Collar Workers 100 ALL TOO EASY April 12th, 2010 at 10:30am MetalSucks The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Gene Simmons has […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 50 IT LOOKS LIKE THE KNIGHT FROM THE FIRST KINGDOM OF SORROW ALBUM COVER AIN’T DOING SO HOT April 12th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I was really, really excited to hear Kingdom of Sorrow’s […]
Cinemetal 350 “PUNCH HER REALLY HARD RIGHT IN HER HEPATITIS” April 12th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh, Family Guy. You so crazy. You already made a […]
Black Metal Brunch 50 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: LITURGY, “BEYOND THE MAGIC FOREST” April 11th, 2010 at 9:16am MetalSucks Ims goings tos puts hallucinogenics ins thes eggs this mornings. […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 160 SATURDAY BAND TO GET STABBED BY MEXICANS TO: B R U J E R I A April 10th, 2010 at 11:11am Kip Wingerschmidt This manaical Mextremist metal band (originally co-formed by Dino from […]
Exclusive 240 EXCLUSIVE FULL ALBUM STREAM: SON OF AURELIUS’ THE FARTHEST REACHES April 9th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In my review of The Farthest Reaches, the debut offering […]
Admin 120 SERVER WOES April 9th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein As much as the server problems we’ve experienced over the […]
\m/ 240 HEADBANGING WHILE MAKING FIRE April 9th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The future Mrs. Skullia just sent this to me. The description […]
Viral Vomit 150 VIKING METAL SQUIRREL April 9th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The headline pretty much tells you everything you need to […]
New Stuff 30 THE TONY DANZA TAP DANCE EXTRAVAGANZA APPARENTLY CONCERNED ABOUT SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS April 9th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I swear to you on my very life, I was […]
Editorials 110 BLACK RAINBOWS ARE METAL, AND COHEED & CAMBRIA KINDA ARE TOO April 9th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein As I already said, I’m completely over following the Coheed […]
Cinemetal 180 DAVE MUSTAINE RESERVES “THE RIGHT TO GO INSANE.” DAVE ELLEFSON, NOT SO MUCH. April 9th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Two observations about “The Right to Go Insane,” the new […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 550 NIRVANA BIOPIC RUMORED TO FEATURE 9/11 EXPLOITING VAMPIRE IN LEAD April 9th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez When I awoke this morning, my Twitter friends list featured […]
New Stuff 60 “STONES AND BONES” WILL BREAK YAKUZA’S STICKS April 9th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein I can’t say I’m a huge Yakuza fan, but I’ve […]
Exclusive 60 EXCLUSIVE METALSUCKS PREMIERE: SICK OF IT ALL – “BENT OUTTA SHAPE” April 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Gary Suarez Sick Of It All have been representing New York Hardcore […]
What the...?? 440 DID HORSE THE BAND MAKE A WICKED DECISION? April 9th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, here’s a story that caught me pretty off-guard. From […]
Rampant Rumors 260 VEIL OF MAYA WILL PLAY SUMMER SLAUGHTER April 9th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Wait until you guys see the lineup for this year’s […]
Cinemetal 40 THEY’RE STANDING IN THE SNOW ‘CAUSE THE SONG IS CALLED “FROZEN.” GET IT? April 9th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Alexander S. wrote in about Black Sun Aeon […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 130 WHAT IS THAT? WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? April 9th, 2010 at 9:42am Axl Rosenberg I can’t wait to see a larger picture of the […]
Contests 1290 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A CHAINSAW SIGNED BY JACKYL’S JESSE JAMES DUPREE April 8th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The winners of last week’s funny photo caption contest each […]
