Admin 130 MOVING SERVERS. April 12th, 2010 at 4:22pm MetalSucks See our post this past Friday on the matter. Hang […]
New Stuff 740 WHITECHAPEL’S “DARKEST DAY” GIVE PERIPHERY “INSOMNIA” April 12th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Two new song title puns in one headline?!?! SCORE!!! So. […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 500 NEW GOJIRA EP AND FEWER DEAD WHALES COMING THIS SUMMER TO A PLANET NEAR YOU April 12th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Super Joe is at it again, this time not only […]
New Stuff 60 MISERY INDEX HEAR THE “CARRION CALL” April 12th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t listened to the promo Relapse sent us of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 PROCESS OF A NEW GOROD April 12th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein French tech-metallers Gorod have been teasing the Interwebs for months […]
Not Quite Metal? 370 AND THEN JUSTIN BIEBER MADE LOVE TO ME WITH HER EYES April 12th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The best reason to watch Saturday Night Live this past […]
Cinemetal 90 I WANNA SEE IHSAHN LIVE April 12th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein A little more than one-quarter of the way through 2010, […]
New Stuff 440 PROBABLY THE LAST TIME I’LL POST A PICTURE OF MARTA FOR AWHILE April 12th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Bleeding Through’s new, self-titled album comes out tomorrow on Rise […]
Black Collar Workers 100 ALL TOO EASY April 12th, 2010 at 10:30am MetalSucks The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Gene Simmons has […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 50 IT LOOKS LIKE THE KNIGHT FROM THE FIRST KINGDOM OF SORROW ALBUM COVER AIN’T DOING SO HOT April 12th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I was really, really excited to hear Kingdom of Sorrow’s […]
Cinemetal 350 “PUNCH HER REALLY HARD RIGHT IN HER HEPATITIS” April 12th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh, Family Guy. You so crazy. You already made a […]
Black Metal Brunch 50 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: LITURGY, “BEYOND THE MAGIC FOREST” April 11th, 2010 at 9:16am MetalSucks Ims goings tos puts hallucinogenics ins thes eggs this mornings. […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 160 SATURDAY BAND TO GET STABBED BY MEXICANS TO: B R U J E R I A April 10th, 2010 at 11:11am Kip Wingerschmidt This manaical Mextremist metal band (originally co-formed by Dino from […]
Exclusive 240 EXCLUSIVE FULL ALBUM STREAM: SON OF AURELIUS’ THE FARTHEST REACHES April 9th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In my review of The Farthest Reaches, the debut offering […]
Admin 120 SERVER WOES April 9th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein As much as the server problems we’ve experienced over the […]
\m/ 240 HEADBANGING WHILE MAKING FIRE April 9th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The future Mrs. Skullia just sent this to me. The description […]
Viral Vomit 150 VIKING METAL SQUIRREL April 9th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The headline pretty much tells you everything you need to […]
New Stuff 30 THE TONY DANZA TAP DANCE EXTRAVAGANZA APPARENTLY CONCERNED ABOUT SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS April 9th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I swear to you on my very life, I was […]
Editorials 110 BLACK RAINBOWS ARE METAL, AND COHEED & CAMBRIA KINDA ARE TOO April 9th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein As I already said, I’m completely over following the Coheed […]
Cinemetal 180 DAVE MUSTAINE RESERVES “THE RIGHT TO GO INSANE.” DAVE ELLEFSON, NOT SO MUCH. April 9th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Two observations about “The Right to Go Insane,” the new […]
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