Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 7-14, 2014 January 7th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Warm up with 2014’s first new releases in here!
Br00tal-lists 0 What are the WORST Metal Albums of 2013? November 22nd, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Before we start heaping on praise next month, let’s take a moment to pile on crap.
Haterade 0 Skull and Bones Provide Irrefutable Evidence to Support Famous Conspiracy Theories, Change Metal Music Forever November 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg One, or both, of those statements may be total bullshit.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Why No More Big Four Shows? “Politics of Character in One Particular Band,” Says Slayer’s Tom Araya November 13th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg But to whom is he referring?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Exodus’ Gary Holt Will Not Write Songs for the New Slayer Album October 31st, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Thus Spake Kerry King.
Contests 0 The Fifth Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest: 24 Hour Re-Vote Begins Now!!! October 28th, 2013 at 12:08am MetalSucks If you’re confused as to why this is happening, read this.
Contests 0 The Fifth Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest: Finalists Announced!!! October 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Now on who should win!!!
Megadick 0 Would You Be Interested in Seeing Megadeth Perform All of Youthanasia? October 3rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dave Mustaine says it’s gonna happen… but will fans care?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Max Cavalera Doesn’t Have Anything Nice to Say About Sepultura (or Ross Robinson), Wants to Make a Grindcore Album September 11th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hm.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Machine Head’s Robb Flynn Congratulates Avenged Sevenfold on the Success of Their “Covers Album” September 9th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Read his top ten jokes about the new A7X record.
Tweet Twat 0 Trivium Reveal Why David Draiman Insists on Typing in ALL CAPS September 4th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Stupid! You’re so stupid!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 The Department of Islamic Development of Malaysia Objects to “Evil and Anti-Divine” Lamb of God Performance August 30th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Whose dick do I have to suck to get such a glowing review?” Glen Benton wonders aloud.
This Sucks 0 Canada Just Made it Even Harder for Foreign Bands to Play There August 29th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg New regulations make it fiscally unfeasible to play north of the border.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL 2013: A Headbanger’s Journey Concludes August 26th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF The final day of Heavy MTL 2013 was deja vu all over again!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Every Band but The Melvins Broke Up August 23rd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and playlist include God Forbid, The Chariot, War from a Harlots Mouth, and a bunch of bands that didn’t break up this week.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Tuned Down One Full Step August 16th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The latest “Worst Week” playlist celebrates Metal Blade and Prosthetic’s new additions to Spotify!
Music Dorkery 0 Chris Broderick Shows His Soft Side in Jackson Promo Spot August 6th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein What the Megadeth shredder does in his spare time.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were One of the Few Metal Blogs Who Were Brave Enough to Use Words August 2nd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Megadeth, Pantera, Born of Osiris, Trivium, and more.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Guitar Solo? More Like Guitar So No! July 26th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks A bad guitar solo. Sadder than a fattie with small boobs :(
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 2, 2013 July 2nd, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Today’s batch of heavy new releases will amuse you. I mean AMAZE you.