Viral Vomit 230 NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, SNOOKI LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD BE AN OSBOURNE August 30th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, the Osbournes are all pasty n’ shit ’cause […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 “YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE! YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE! YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE!” May 18th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg One of the awesome things about narrowly cheating death is […]
The Webernets 400 SUGGESTIONS FOR METAL REALITY SHOWS January 13th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Cosmo Lee at the indomitable blog Invisible Oranges is having […]
Editorials 370 ZAKK WYLDE IS A MENSCH November 6th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So unless you spent your summer someplace where there’s no […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 940 OZZY OSBOURNE DEBUTS NEW GUITARIST GUS G., PUTS ZAKK WYLDE IN THE HOSPITAL August 24th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First, let’s just talk about how we arrived at this […]
Worst Week Ever 290 IN WHICH WE GOT A NEW LAMB OF GOD VIDEO!! February 13th, 2009 at 6:23pm Vince Neilstein So Axl and I are shuttering up the gates to […]
Cinemetal 110 OZZY AND JESSICA SIMPSON’S CHRISTMAS DUET December 24th, 2008 at 5:10pm Vince Neilstein It wasn’t easy finding metal-related Christmas material on YouTube that […]
Black Collar Workers 270 WRITERS GUILD OF AMERICA VS. OZZY AND SHARON OSBOURNE, ROUND 1 October 9th, 2008 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg Deadline Hollywood is reporting that the Writer’s Guild of America […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 OZZY OSBOURNE TO WORLD: “I STILL HAVE TOO MUCH CREDIBILITY LEFT” July 7th, 2008 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg Holy cocksucking piece of fucking shit, Vince and I go […]
News 0 Ozzy’s Planning Final Two Shows to Say “Goodbye to My Fans” in Birmingham January 22nd, 2024 at 5:06pm Hesher Keenan Two more shows.
News 0 Sharon Osbourne is “Doing Great” After Health Scare Landed Her in the Hospital December 20th, 2022 at 2:20pm Hesher Keenan Sharon herself provided a quick update on Instagram.
News 0 Sharon Osbourne Explains Why She and Ozzy Are Leaving the US: “I Don’t Feel Safe Here” November 7th, 2022 at 10:20am Em Shadows Mama, they’re coming home.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Gopher Surfaces to Check Out Swiss Music Festival July 20th, 2022 at 11:27am Em Shadows A gopher burrowed his way to the surface and found himself at a Swiss open-air festival.
Eaten Back to Life 0 Ozzy Installs Bat Conservation Boxes at UK Home, Bats Understandably Cautious June 28th, 2022 at 8:36am Emperor Rhombus Metal’s prince of darkness welcomes the flying snack packs AHEM cute little critters.
Poll 0 Poll: Are NFTs the Future, or a Bunch of Bulls***? April 30th, 2022 at 8:52am Emperor Rhombus Is this new trend the way of the future, or the emperor’s new clothes.
Br00tal-lists 0 11 Classic Metal Tours Where The Openers Should Have Been the Headliners February 28th, 2022 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 11 tours where the crowd left talking about anyone but the last act.
New Stuff 0 Tony Iommi Releases New Song + Fragrance, Reveals He Wrote a Song for the New Ozzy Album November 26th, 2021 at 10:33am MetalSucks No, really, he made a fragrance.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy’s New Album Will Include Guest Appearances by Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, Tony Iommi, and Zakk Wylde October 1st, 2021 at 11:56am Axl Rosenberg That’s in addition to previously-announced appearances by members of Metallica, Foo Fighters, and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Ozzy Osbourne to Undergo Surgery on Neck and Back September 16th, 2021 at 9:09am Vince Neilstein Ozzy suffered a fall in 2019 that exacerbated injuries from a 2003 ATV accident.
Metal in the Media 0 Post Malone’s “Motley Crew” Video Features Mötley Crüe’s Tommy Lee July 9th, 2021 at 9:57am Vince Neilstein The racing-themed video features a number of other cameos as well.