Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Playoffs Round One Matchup Analysis April 12th, 2017 at 11:40am Vincent Romanelli Vin and Scott pick their favorites to win round one of the NHL playoffs!
Music Dorkery 0 Video: Orchestra Plays Rage Against the Machine’s “Bulls on Parade” November 19th, 2016 at 12:42pm Axl Rosenberg Come wit it now!
Lolz 0 Dave Mustaine: Least Self-Aware Man Alive October 7th, 2016 at 10:36am Emperor Rhombus Understands he’s hard to work with, has no idea why.
Retrospective 0 Reign in Blood Turns 30: Ten Myths and Misconceptions about Slayer’s Thrash Classic Dismantled October 7th, 2016 at 10:00am MetalSucks Slayer biographer D.X. Ferris drops some knowledge on the birthday of one of metal’s most important and influential albums.
The Webernets 0 BTBAM’s Paul Waggoner Ranks the Band’s Seven Albums May 24th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein What does he think of Colors? How about The Silent Circus?
Tweet Twat 0 Check Out 45 Seconds of Drums from the Next Pig Destroyer Album May 13th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is the absolute best 45 seconds of drums for music you’ve never heard before that you will hear today.
Metal Merch 0 Tell Starving Homeless Children You Hate Them with a $5,000 Portrait of Fred Durst Painted by The Cult’s Billy Morrison April 5th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg No, you did not misread that headline, and no, we are not making this up.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Sounds Like They’re Making Real Progress on the New Tool Album March 16th, 2016 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg I’m totally kidding, this fucking piece of shit record is never coming out.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 19, 2016 February 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Get a few dozen heavy new releases or Common will be forced to educate you on the value of art: Nightwish, Hypno5e, Carcass, Cirith Gorgor, After The Burial, Monster Truck and tons more
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Unmissable Magic Metal Moments (aka “Shut up! This Is The Best Part!”) February 5th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks You’d shush fucking Jesus Christ just to catch these one-off moments.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Chris Holmes Deeply Misunderstands Why Lemmy Didn’t Want Him in Motörhead January 7th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus “He didn’t want me overshadowing him.” Ho boy.
News Round-Up 0 News Round-Up: Rob Zombie Fights the MPAA, Lamb of God Fights Litigious Fans, Blaze Bayley Fights Class and Good Taste December 25th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Also: Deftones, Bumblefoot, Deafheaven, and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Phil Boozeman’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 10:00am Phil Boozeman Fit For An Autopsy! The Black Dahlia Murder! Lamb of God!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 20, 2015 November 20th, 2015 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund Heavy new releases aiming to sneak onto your 2015 Best list. Total Abuse, Abhorrent, Manegarm, Turbid North, Ramleh, Ektomorf, Contrarian, much more.
\m/ 0 The Last Metal Critic Pt. 2 October 15th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Do you even barbaricore, bro?
Cinemetal 0 Sock Puppet Pantera Do the ’90s Video Parody Surprisingly Well September 1st, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus The new parody video showcases — wait, is that actually Vinnie Paul?
Barbarous Book Club 0 How Grotesque Can Metallica Look? A New Comic Book Aims to Find Out July 29th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Merely looking at the pages of the upcoming Orbit: Metallica may induce nightmares.
Metal Etiquette 0 Vinnie Paul Thinks Rebel Flag Controversy is Bullsh*t, Pantera’s Merch Company Does Not July 17th, 2015 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus You might have missed your chance to buy the ‘Hesher Dream’ T-shirt before your brother’s wedding.
Lolz 0 Mayhem Fest Co-Founder Backpedals Furiously On His ‘Metal Is Selfish, Bald, Old’ Comments July 10th, 2015 at 10:40am Emperor Rhombus We just don’t know how hard it is, apparently.
This Sucks 0 Falling in Reverse’s Ronnie Radke Accused of Taking Part in Gang Rape June 5th, 2015 at 2:40pm Emperor Rhombus Jesus.