New Stuff 0 Are You Down with the Von Hertzen Brothers? March 5th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This band could be really cool with just a few slight adjustments.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Men Without ‘Rat’s: A Tale of Voivod’s Unlikely 1991 Collaborator February 25th, 2015 at 10:30am Anso DF Bonus: A fond remembrance of Denis “Piggy” D’Amour
...And F*ck You Too 0 And the Nominees for This Year’s Bullsh*t “Best Metal Performance” Grammy Are… December 5th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Nominees include Slipknot, Anthrax, Mastodon, Motörhead, and, uh, Tenacious D.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, the REAL #1: Black Sabbath November 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Sorry, Manowar fans.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Against Me’s Laura Jane Grace Calls Former Bandmate and New Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg a Bag of Poop September 18th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Only she didn’t phrase it as “a bag of poop,” if you know what I mean.
Rampant Rumors 0 Is This a Leak of a New Ozzy Osbourne Song? No, No it Isn’t. August 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is so silly.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: 5 For Friday At 5 July 18th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What jams will start your weekend?
Friggin' Danzig 0 Austin Music Commission Considers Erecting Statue of Danzig Riding a Dragon June 3rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Not a troll (not by us, anyway)!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 1, 2014 April 1st, 2014 at 12:30pm David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Austrian Death Machine, Pilgrim, Nux Vomica, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Melvins’ King Buzzo is Not a Fan of Dave Grohl March 27th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The Melvins’ founder tells a six minute story about the Foo Fighters mainman at a show in Chicago.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Motörhead and Saxon’s Biff Byford Cover Rainbow’s “Starstruck” February 25th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If I’m high on a hill, I’m probably high on something else, too.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Cult Of Fire’s Late Early Entry For Best Of 2013 2014 Honors December 2nd, 2013 at 12:00pm Anso DF We’ve stopped stopping you for this year — and started starting you on your Best-Of-2014 list!
Metal in the Media 0 Video of Pop Star Lorde Covering Rainbow’s “Man On The Silver Mountain” as a 12-Year-Old November 18th, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Not quite Dio, but still pretty good.
This Sucks 0 Motorhead Drummer To Lemmy: ‘It’s Time You Started To Take Care Of Yourself’ October 9th, 2013 at 2:30pm Anso DF If you were a god, would you listen?
Music Dorkery 0 Megadeth Now Tune Down One Full Step to Accommodate Dave Mustaine’s Vocals August 14th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Mustaine’s battle cry: “WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME METALLICA WERE ALREADY DOING THIS?!?!”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 So How Come Tommy Clufetos Doesn’t Play on Black Sabbath’s 13? June 13th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Ozzy blames Rick Rubin.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Well, Gee, That’s Not Hypocritical, Ozzy May 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Apparently completely unaware of how his own voice sounds, Black Sabbath vocalist says drummer can’t play his parts anymore.
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Who Still Cares About Black Sabbath Anyway? April 18th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our bi-weekly debate column with Noisey.com continues with a debate about the relevance of Black Sabbath in 2013.
Editorials 0 Ozzy Osbourne Has Definitely Fallen Off the Wagon, May Have Also Fallen Off the Sharon April 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does not deny drinkin’ n’ druggin’, but he does deny that he’s getting a divorce.
Metal Mets 0 Anthrax “Honored” with Jerseys from Team of the Elitist Upper-Class 1% March 25th, 2013 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Vince Neilstein stages protest!