Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Still Sharp as a Tack September 23rd, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He has literally become a bad joke from a Ron Howard movie.
Metal Mysteries 0 What is Ozzy Osbourne’s Hell Gate? September 4th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The popular theory right now is that it’s a theme park attraction.
Rampant Rumors 0 Is This a Leak of a New Ozzy Osbourne Song? No, No it Isn’t. August 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is so silly.
Music Dorkery 0 Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train,” as Performed by The Harp Twins July 29th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Camille and Kennerly Kitt: still creepy!
Tweet Twat 0 Is Ozzy Osbourne About to Release a New Solo Album? July 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Hashtag #OzzyRules unveils album art for new mystery project.
The Webernets 0 A Lot of Fans Wanna Call Ozzy Osbourne “Sir” May 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Petition to have The Ozzman knighted picks up steam.
Black Collar Workers 0 Aspiring Professional Musicians MUST Read Ozzy Osbourne’s Career Advice November 22nd, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Love him or hate him, the dude’s been at it for more than forty years. Get here if you wanna know what he has to say!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 53 & 54: Ozzy Osbourne Vs. Dream Theater, Guns N’ Roses Vs. Sunn O))) August 1st, 2013 at 5:30pm MetalSucks So, we had a close one and a not-so-close one […]
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 41 & 42: Van Hagar Vs. Ozzy Osbourne, Sunn O))) Vs. L.A. Guns July 24th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Today’s fights brought to you by Urban Outfitters and Crystal Clear Pepsi.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 21-24: Ozzy Osbourne Vs. Demon Hunter, Disturbed Vs. Kittie, Chelsea Grin Vs. Oceano, Mötley Crüe Vs. Sunn O))) July 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks In today’s fights, lousy punctuation, deathcore, nu-metal, and Ozzy Osbourne all collide head-on!
New Stuff 0 Listen to “God is Dead,” Black Sabbath’s First New Song with Ozzy Osbourne in Thirty-Five Fifteen Years April 18th, 2013 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Was it worth the wait?
Editorials 0 Ozzy Osbourne Has Definitely Fallen Off the Wagon, May Have Also Fallen Off the Sharon April 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does not deny drinkin’ n’ druggin’, but he does deny that he’s getting a divorce.
Contests 1320 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN OZZY OSBOURNE DIARY OF A MADMAN AND BLIZZARD OF OZZ REISSUE BOX SET May 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein We had to remove the photo for last week’s caption […]
Cinemetal 190 SAY, DID YOU KNOW THAT PROMISING YOUNG DIRECTOR JACK OSBOURNE IS OZZY OSBOURNE’S SON? May 2nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s true! I thought the Osbourne clan had simply been […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 OZZY OSBOURNE IS A LONG-TIME JUSTIN BIEBER FAN January 31st, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember how Ozzy Osbourne just made that Best […]
Cinemetal 180 OZZY OSBOURNE’S LATEST ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE: A COMMERCIAL FOR BRISK ICED TEA January 19th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I think it was announced some time ago that Ozzy […]
...And F*ck You Too 700 OZZY OSBOURNE HAS HIS FINGER ON THE PULSE OF METAL CULTURE December 9th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So Yahoo! has Ozzy Osbourne’s personal list of the Top […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 120 ROB ZOMBIE SQUASHES OZZY OSBOURNE BEEF, ANNOUNCES TOUR AXL PREDICTED SIX MONTHS AGO August 9th, 2010 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Just a couple of weeks ago Rob Zombie gave an […]
Br00tal-lists 290 CRACKED NAMES OZZY OSBOURNE AND NIKKI SIXX TWO OF “THE SEVEN MOST IMPOSSIBLE ROCK STARS TO DEAL WITH” June 2nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you read MetalSucks regularly you know we’re huge fans […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 760 YOU GO TO HELL, OZZY OSBOURNE. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! December 18th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ozzy Osbourne has announced Soul Sucka as the name of […]
