New Stuff 0 The New Spiter (Devil Master, Sh*tf*cker) Is What Fundamentalist Christians Think Metal Is May 18th, 2022 at 3:36pm Emperor Rhombus In a good way.
Editorials 0 Opinion: Star Wars Ain’t Metal May 4th, 2022 at 11:16am Emperor Rhombus Fuck the Bothans.
Podcast 0 Dream Theater Frontman James LaBrie on The MetalSucks Podcast #436 May 2nd, 2022 at 2:41pm Emperor Rhombus James and his songwriting partner Paul Logue discuss his solo album, fatherly advice, and more!
This Sucks 0 Ozzy Tests Positive for COVID-19, Sharon Says She’s “Very Worried” April 28th, 2022 at 12:42pm Emperor Rhombus We’re rooting for you, Oz.
New Stuff 0 Devil Master Are None More Pink on “The Vigour of Evil” April 1st, 2022 at 12:59pm Emperor Rhombus The Philadelphia black-thrashers are at it again.
Interviews 0 Cinnamon Babe’s Stormi Maya: “Metal Purists Are Just Afraid of Bimbo Hot Chicks and Young Kids Taking Over” March 31st, 2022 at 11:02am Emperor Rhombus The nu-metal artist talks race, responsibility, and taking nonstop hate for making the music she loves.
Exclusive 0 Exclusive Presale: Come to the Launch Party for Kim Kelly’s New Book Fight Like Hell: The Untold History of American Labor! March 16th, 2022 at 1:38pm Emperor Rhombus The event will feature sets by Trophy Hunt and Sunrot.
Br00tal-lists 0 12 Hidden Gems On Classic Bands’ Questionable Turn-of-the-Millennium Albums March 15th, 2022 at 12:01pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 12 diamonds in the rough where it got REALLY rough.
Art Attack 0 The Lars Ulrich Toilet Will Be Featured In a Museum March 11th, 2022 at 9:44am Emperor Rhombus Unfortunately, you won’t be able to deuce in it.
New Stuff 0 Devil Master Announce New Album, Release Bitchin’ First Single March 8th, 2022 at 11:22am Emperor Rhombus IT’S A PINK FUNERAAAAAL!
What the...?? 0 Ozzy Osbourne’s New NFT Campaign Sounds Even Riskier and More Baffling Than His Last One February 16th, 2022 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Ozzy, why you even gotta do a thing?
This Sucks 0 “Big” John Harte, Infamous Bodyguard to KISS and Iron Maiden, Dead at 70 February 14th, 2022 at 8:16am Emperor Rhombus Harte was KISS’ head of security during the ’70s.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Teacher Asks Students to Name One Song by Band on Their Shirt January 3rd, 2022 at 9:05am MetalSucks Kids wearing shirts by Metallica, Kiss, Nirvana and others have no clue.
Metal Tech 0 Ozzy Makes NFTs Now December 28th, 2021 at 9:14am MetalSucks The ‘Cryptobatz’ are based around the infamous 1982 bat-biting incident.
News 0 New Marketing Trend: Branded Slot Machines Featuring The Biggest Stars of Metal December 1st, 2021 at 7:50am MetalSucks Ozzy, Sabaton, Candlemass and others have branded slot games.
What the...?? 0 Take a ‘Load’ Off in This Full-Size Lars Ulrich Toilet November 25th, 2021 at 9:48am Vince Neilstein A true work of art! You flush it out, you flush it out (he never gets respect).
New Stuff 0 Indian Folk Nu-Metal: Bloodywood Bring the Ruckus on “Gadaar” November 10th, 2021 at 8:34am Vince Neilstein What happens when you mix nu-metal grooves and rapping with traditional Indian folk instruments?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Zakk Wylde Will Play On Every Track of Ozzy’s New Album November 1st, 2021 at 11:52am Axl Rosenberg This according to Ozzy himself.
New Stuff 0 Exodus Debut New Song “The Years of Death and Dying” October 15th, 2021 at 12:50pm MetalSucks The third single from their forthcoming album Persona Non Grata.
Studio Stuff 0 Ozzy Osbourne Has 15 Songs Recorded for Next Album October 12th, 2021 at 8:05am MetalSucks Zakk Wylde, Tony Iommi, Taylor Hawkins, Jeff Beck and others are involved.
