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Punishing Pictorials 0
Popular Metal Albums with Clickbait Titles
April 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

Covers of albums by Metallica, Megadeth, Slipknot, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and more get re-imagined to be particularly well-suited to the internet era.


Contests 0
The Sixth Almost-Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest: Finalists Announced!!!
March 30th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

Now YOU decide who should win!!!


Worst Week Ever 0
Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week
March 27th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Worst Week Ever Playlist, March 23 – March 27, 2015 http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAXcMq3laHlhfuhAonCzO7nrNvrE9o0UQ […]


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Metal Goes Country! Your Favorite Heavy Metal Songs, Now in Country Music Form
March 24th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

Hits by Metallica, Slipknot, Machine Head, Killswitch Engage, Hatebreed, Periphery and more performed with a lil’ country twang!


Music Dorkery 0
Mixing Engineer Steve Thompson Claims it’s Lars Ulrich’s Fault That There’s No Bass on …And Justice for All
March 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Just when Lars thought his reputation couldn’t get any worse…


Greatest Hits 0
Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t]
March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.


The Week in Metal 0
Watch “The Week in Metal with Glenn Fricker” for March 23rd, 2015
March 23rd, 2015 at 10:30am MetalSucks

This week, the Angriest Man in Metal takes on Metallica, Fred Durst, and more.


Metal Merch 0
Sumerian Records Now Making Sneakers for Periphery, Born of Osiris, Veil of Maya, and More
March 18th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I know there’s a “Sumeriancore” joke to be made here…


...And F*ck You Too 0
Cronos from Venom Has His Finger on the Pulse of Modern Music, Feminism
March 18th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Dumb dumb dumb dumb. 


Punishing Pictorials 0
Metal Lyrics Re-Adjusted for Senior Citizens
March 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Because you can’t be the youth gone wild forever…


\m/ 0
New Japanese Metal Girl-Group Fruitpochette; Babymetal Imposters?
March 16th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

Or just peers?


Editorials 0
Couple Makes Wedding Gown + Tux from Old Metal T-Shirts and Patches
March 12th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

And by “makes,” I mean “hires someone else to make for them.”


Worst Week Ever 0
Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week
March 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This week’s top stories include Cannibal Corpse, Black Sabbath, Killswitch Engage, and more.


Viral Vomit 0
Slipsock: The Slipknot Sock Puppet Parody
March 5th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

“Wait and Bleed” becomes “Wait in Bleach.” Get it???


Worst Week Ever 0
Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week
February 27th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This week’s top stories include Devin Townsend, Alice in Chains, Black Veil Brides, and more.


Everyone's Replaceable 0
Jeff Loomis is in Nick Cordle’s Old Band Now, So Nick Cordle Has Joined Jeff Loomis’ Old Band
February 25th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

In other news, Nick Cordle will not be joining Megadeth.


Cinemetal 0
What if the Movie Whiplash Was About Lars Ulrich?
February 16th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Whiplash was far and away my favorite movie of 2014 […]


Friday 5 0
Friday 5: What Full Metal Albums Should Be Performed In Concert?
February 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

This Summer, the Deftones will perform their perfect second album in concert. Who should do the same?


Music Dorkery 0
Bill Kelliher Previews New Mastodon Song, Talks Writing Process at Lace Pickups / Guitar Center Clinic
February 13th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

“People are all like, ‘You’re never gonna beat the Remission record, why don’t you write another record like that?’ Why don’t you just pull it off your shelf and listen to it if that’s what you wanna hear?”


Barbarous Book Club 0
Looking for a Good Book? Take Some Suggestions from Red Fang
February 11th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

“These books go to 11,” LOL.


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