Lolz 0 Mastodon’s Brann Dailor Thinks Music Awards Are “A Popularity Contest…But Hey, I’ll Take a Grammy, That’s Cool” July 1st, 2022 at 10:34am Emperor Rhombus He’s also ready to admit that it’s cool that four chuds like Mastodon got the same statue as Michael Jackson.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Finally: Fripp and Toyah Are Going on Tour June 28th, 2022 at 12:18pm Emperor Rhombus MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover Foo Fighters’ “All My Life” June 26th, 2022 at 7:24am Emperor Rhombus This time around, Toyah offers a painting lesson.
Metal Mitzvah 0 As Promised, Today We’re Showcasing Underground Bands Picked By You June 24th, 2022 at 7:00am Emperor Rhombus For Rhombus birthday, he asked for your ban suggestions. You delivered. Here we go.
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal Blade Records In 40 Songs, One From Each Year They’ve Existed June 15th, 2022 at 1:14pm Emperor Rhombus We honor the label’s 40th anniversary with a deep dive into its discography.
Podcast 0 Dream Theater’s Jordan Rudess on The MetalSucks Podcast #442 June 13th, 2022 at 2:19pm Emperor Rhombus Jordan talks his solo tour, good ambient music, and more!
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover Rage Against The Machine’s “Killing In The Name” June 12th, 2022 at 9:08am Emperor Rhombus An interesting choice.
Crisis Averted 0 Paramount+’s Remastered Beavis and Butt-Head Episodes Will Include All the Music Videos June 5th, 2022 at 11:39am Emperor Rhombus “Dammit, Pantera, this beer is warm!”
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover INXS’s “Devil Inside” June 5th, 2022 at 8:44am Emperor Rhombus Here comes the woman, look in her, uh, eyes.
Worst Week Ever 0 Dropout Kings Call Out Lil Xan, Wolfgang Van Halen Calls Out Reelz, and More Top Stories of the Week June 4th, 2022 at 9:40am Emperor Rhombus Here are this week’s top stories, featuring Slayer, Kirk Hammett, and more!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Watch: Kirk Hammett Butchers the Intro to “Nothing Else Matters” Live, Laughs at His Own Screw-Up May 31st, 2022 at 7:56am Emperor Rhombus At least he has a sense of humor about it.
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover Hole’s “Celebrity Skin” May 29th, 2022 at 8:24am Emperor Rhombus Courtney Love, eat your heart out.
Please Kill Me 0 BREAKING: Here’s How to Write ‘KoЯn’ On Your Phone May 24th, 2022 at 1:27pm Emperor Rhombus With the backwards ‘R.’
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ice Nine Kills Announce Their Own Horror Convention May 23rd, 2022 at 2:45pm Emperor Rhombus Horror celebrities! Horror events! Spencer Charnas all over the damn place!
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover Radiohead’s “Creep” May 22nd, 2022 at 8:59am Emperor Rhombus Are…are those pictures of Fripp covering her nips? Fripp nips!
Metal Media 0 Musicians: Worried About Saying the Wrong Thing In an Interview? Here’s the Metal Star to Learn From May 19th, 2022 at 10:16am Emperor Rhombus Don’t want an ill-advised rant on the record biting you in the ass? Here’s the dude who does it right.
Crush You 0 Video: James Hetfield Shares Personal Insecurities Onstage in Brazil, Gets Group Hug from Bandmates May 16th, 2022 at 8:30am Emperor Rhombus Aw.
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover Garbage’s “I Think I’m Paranoid” May 15th, 2022 at 8:33am Emperor Rhombus Does Toyah live up to Shirley Manson?
Breaking the Law 0 U.S. Representative Demands Break Up of Live Nation, Citing “200 Deaths and 750 Injuries Since 2006” May 9th, 2022 at 10:29am Emperor Rhombus “They got to be held accountable, just like any other business.”
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover The Cranberries’ “Zombie” May 8th, 2022 at 7:08am Emperor Rhombus Is that tinfoil?
