Editorials 0 Editorial: What SINGLE Metal Band Will Someday Represent ALL of Metal? July 21st, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretend it’s a thousand years in the future, and to the general public, there is ONE band or person who ostensibly represents ALL of metal. Who will that artist be?
Editorials 0 Todd Jones from Nails is a Scene Bully June 27th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe it’s for the best that you’ll never be one of them.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Was Obama BORN IN FINLAND?!?!?!?! May 16th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Nice try, Barack KUOPPALA Obama.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Black Sabbath, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Death DTA Tours, and Others Earn to Play Shows? March 3rd, 2016 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week February 26th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, Deftones, Nightwish, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 19, 2016 February 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Get a few dozen heavy new releases or Common will be forced to educate you on the value of art: Nightwish, Hypno5e, Carcass, Cirith Gorgor, After The Burial, Monster Truck and tons more
Metal Tech 0 Behold Finland’s Metalhead Emoji November 4th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus All other countries, leave the hall.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Deftones Near Completion of New Album, Release Date Announced April 28th, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks But what will it sound like???
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 31, 2015 March 31st, 2015 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Ufomammut, Pantommind, Blliigghhtted, Wrathage, Murg, Inculter, Pregierz, and 42 more heavy new releases by bands with normaller names!
Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
Reviews 0 Symphony & Moonspell: About As Successful As When That Other Band Tried It March 11th, 2015 at 1:00pm Jeff Treppel The Portugese band reaches a new level of bombast — and that’s not a good thing.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 15, 2014 April 15th, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund This week’s awesome new releases seem to say “I’m freaking your world right now, aren’t I!”
Cinemetal 0 Cinemetal Round-Up: New Videos from Insomnium, Emmure, Saliva, Timo Tolkki’s Avalon Featuring Timo Tolkki April 7th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg And maybe the worst pun of my career.
Events 0 The MetalSucks Guide to SXSW 2014: The Metal Panels March 5th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Chuck and Godless from the MetalSucks Podcast and Grim Kim will all appear on panels this year, as will members of Melvins, Woe and Animals as Leaders, metal writers from Noisey and Pitchfork and the managers of Red Fang and Periphery.
Reviews 0 Battle Beast Are Battle Beasts On Battle Beast January 27th, 2014 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Wanna feel like a human-animal hybrid plunging a shock-dagger through the chest of an evil robot drone?
Lick My Label 0 Cavalera Conspiracy Sign with Napalm December 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Records, that is.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today (And Beyond): December 10-31, 2013 December 10th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund The rest of 2013’s new releases! Listen to new Disfiguring The Goddess, Vanna, After The Burial, Mastodon, The Ocean, Nightwish, Selim Lemouchi & His Enemies, and more!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The New Within Temptation Album Will Feature Howard Jones, Tarja Turunen and… Dave Pirner and Xzibit? November 8th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This has to be one of the weirder lists of collaborators ever.
Reviews 0 Ayreon Blind Us With Science on The Theory of Everything November 1st, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks It’s progressively delicious!
Barbarous Book Club 0 Exclusive Interview: Bazillion Points Founder Ian Christe on the Publishers’ Fifth Anniversary August 14th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg We discuss Metallica, Manowar, the book business, Quark, and more with one of metal’s wisest scholars.
