Viral Vomit 0 Metal Musicians Spotted in Pokemon Go July 18th, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Gotta mosh ’em all!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Breaking the Law 0 Geezer Butler Finally Explains His Bar Brawl Arrest June 8th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Hint: it’s got to do with Jews and Nazis.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Bill Ward Announces New Band, Day of Errors June 7th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Featuring All Hail The Yeti’s bassist and guest drums by… wait, what?
Metal in the Media 0 The New Doom Game Features Subliminal Satanic Messages May 31st, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Shh, nobody tell the guys who tried to sue Judas Priest and Ozzy for allegedly convincing them to commit suicide.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week May 27th, 2016 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dethklok, Eagles of Death Metal, Manowar, and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Five Insane Line-Up Changes That Almost Happened: Eddie Van Halen in KISS, Dimebag in Megadeth, and More May 26th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if these musicians had actually joined these bands?
Editorials 0 Donald Trump is a Lot Like Metallica in the Early ’80s May 24th, 2016 at 3:30pm Maximus Hear us out on this…
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s A Reggae Mashup of “Walk,” In Case You Ever Wanted To Smoke Weed To Pantera May 24th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus …oh wait.
MSTV 0 Nikki Sixx Pisses Me Off So Much — The Smart Metal Show, Episode 14 May 23rd, 2016 at 2:30pm MetalSucks The Elitist takes Nikki Sixx to task for railing against YouTube.
Lolz 0 Breaking: Eddie Has Gone Missing May 18th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus This is a state of emergency.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week May 13th, 2016 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie, Phil Anselmo, and more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: So You’ve Just Been Divorced … May 13th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our guy needs us. What jams will soundtrack our campaign to cheer him up?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Producer Kevin Churko Releases Statement Regarding the Lawsuit Between Five Finger Death Punch and Their Label May 9th, 2016 at 5:07pm Axl Rosenberg “I feel a moral obligation to go on the record and protect Five Finger Death Punch’s name and mine,” says the esteemed producer.
A Game of Thrones 0 A Song of Ice and Firewind: Gus G. Covers the Game of Thrones Theme May 3rd, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Da-da-da da da-da-da da daaaaaaaaaa! Da-da-da-da da da daaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Not Quite Metal? 0 Here’s Another Country Song by Morbid Angel’s David Vincent, “Drinking with the Devil” May 2nd, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Vincent is serious about this whole “I’m a country singer now” thing.
Br00tal-lists 0 Spin Releases ‘The 40 Best Nu-Metal Covers of Pop Songs’ List April 28th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tommy Lee’s David Bowie cover: not on the list.
Events 0 Something is Happening with Ozzfest April 26th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg An announcement for an announcement.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Pie Charts of Metal Musicians’ Brains April 15th, 2016 at 12:30pm MetalSucks A completely scientific breakdown of how your favorite metal d00dz think.
