The Webernets 0 The Hell Wrote a Letter to Santa, Also Wrote the Best Metal Song of 2014 December 17th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein EVERYBODY DIES, including Spineshank and metalcore.
Editorials 0 What the F*ck is #Metalgate? December 15th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein We’re still not sure, really, but we try to figure it out.
Worst Week Ever 0 Eleven Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week November 7th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Wayne Static, Babymetal, Deicide, and more.
Editorials 0 Mastotwerker Defends Mastotwerking October 3rd, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Direct quote from one of the ladies featured in the video: “Ask us if it was racist or sexist. We were the ones right there experiencing it. I’ll tell you from my view: no.”
Metal in the Media 0 Magneto Loves Metal September 9th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Which actually makes perfect sense.
Moppet Metal 0 Babymetal Meet Unlocking the Truth, Universe Explodes August 11th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also: Kirk Hammett from Metallica!
Podcast 0 The MetalSucks Podcast #62: Specials Guests Brad Roberts and Mike Derks of Gwar August 11th, 2014 at 10:30am MetalSucks Brad Roberts and Mike Derks of the mighty Gwar guest this week to talk about the upcoming Dave Brockie Memorial, the Gwar-B-Q and plans for the Gwar [...]
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Earned Our Insane Clown Posse Tattoo August 8th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Pantera, Slipknot, Dragonforce, and more.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Corrosion of Conformity’s Blind Inducted Into the Hall of Fame! August 7th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Decibel snags a comprehensive oral history of the band’s 1991 exciting, bold change in direction.
\m/ 0 Dragonforce’s Cover of Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire” is as Bananas As You’d Think August 7th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Feels like your arsehole the morning after a long night of listening to Dragonforce.
Tweet Twat 0 Bigots Have Hacked Mastodon’s Twitter Account (NSFW) July 17th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Contains racial slurs and offensive language.
Editorials 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Blames “Black Culture” for His Dwindling Popularity in the U.S. July 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg As though you need to be black to hear how bad his music sucks.
Metal Merch 0 Vital Remains Vocalist Brian Werner Honors Trayvon Martin with Tasteful New Merch Design June 23rd, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oy yoy yoy.
Breaking the Law 0 French Trial of Varg Vikernes Begins June 4th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Burzum only-man faces up to $61,000 in fines and five years in prison.
Editorials 0 The Inquisition/White Supremacy Controversy Continues May 5th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dagon’s 88MM side project appeared on a skinhead comp with a song called “14 Showerheads, 1 Gas Tight Door,” and message board screen caps suggest he may be fond of the N-word as well.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: Inquisition’s Weak Denial and You May 2nd, 2014 at 11:30am Anso DF We can’t rush to conclude that Inquisition subscribes to extreme racist doctrine. But their rebuttal sucks.
Cinemetal 0 Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Finally Wrote a Song So Awful that the Internet Has Collectively Rejected It April 23rd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Hello Kitty,” a song they co-wrote, is being yanked from the internet left n’ right.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Oderus Urungus Returned to His Home Planet March 28th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In addition to Dave Brockie, this week’s top stories include Megadeth, Ted Nugent, the Melvins, Emmure, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 That Time Ted Nugent Defended South African Apartheid March 27th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg “All men are not created equal,” Nugent asserted in a 1990 interview.
This Sucks 0 Members of the Gwar Extended Family Comment on Dave Brockie’s Passing March 25th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Members of the Gwar crew including a costume builder, ex-band member, family, friends and more.
