Metal in the Media 1710 STEVEN COLBERT 1, TED NUGENT 0 June 28th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I hate, hate, hate Ted Nugent. I never liked his […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 300 SWAN SONG: JUDAS PRIEST ON AMERICAN IDOL TONIGHT May 25th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF You may agree with MetalSucks stud Axl Rosenberg (pictured here), […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN FIVE CDs FROM THE METALSUCKS MANSION ARCHIVES!!! May 24th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mazel tov to reader Chris Schott, who correctly identified last week’s […]
Admin 1500 DEAR COMMENTERS, WE NEED TO TALK… May 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Mega nerd blog Gizmodo recently ran an open letter to […]
Green Eggs and Slam 880 LET’S TALK ABOUT TEENAGE GIRLS & TUMBLR April 19th, 2011 at 12:40pm Sergeant D Typical Tumblr user: airheaded teenage girl who listens to metalcore […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 230 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: BURZUM’S FILOSEM IS INDUCTED INTO THE DECIBEL HALL OF FAME March 31st, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 150 IDOL REMAINS: THE SUCKIEST SUCKS THAT EVER SUCKED February 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF Wed: “Hollywood” group night Thurs: “Hollywood” solo auditions Misery index: […]
New Stuff 350 THE FAMINE AIN’T NO BIBLE THUMPERS February 8th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein When I last wrote about this ripping new[-ish] death metal […]
The Webernets 370 FEBRUARY IS BLACK METAL HISTORY MONTH AT METAL INJECTION February 3rd, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The idea of February as Black Metal History Month is […]
Vicious Vacation 160 HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT SARS AND LEARNED TO LOVE HORSE MEAT January 5th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I went to Hong Kong on my Christmas vacation. How’s […]
Br00tal-lists 150 SAMMY O’HAGAR’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar In 2008, my #1 album of the year was Nachtmystium’s […]
Cinemetal 130 JACKYL + RUN DMC = LEAST WORST RAP METAL SONG OF THE CENTURY SO FAR October 29th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg When I fulfilled an adolescent dream and interviewed Jackyl’s Jesse […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 HOW TO ANNOY VARG September 22nd, 2010 at 11:30am Anso DF As far as I can tell, intellectual racist types just […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1350 ZACK DE LA ROCHA LEADS THE SOUND STRIKE June 29th, 2010 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez Despite everything that’s gone on politically in America since 2001, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 MY OFFICIAL NEW ENGLAND METAL & HARDCORE FESTIVAL REPORT–IN TWEETS! May 17th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Originally, I had planned on livetweeting this year’s New England […]
Editorials 1150 VARG VIKERNES WILL HAPPILY ACCEPT YOUR MONEY REGARDLESS OF YOUR RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION March 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you think Varg is thinking about in this […]
Cinemetal 430 IRON MAN 2 WILL BE THE MOST METAL MOVIE OF THE YEAR… LITERALLY March 8th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you weren’t already excited for Iron Man 2, this […]
Reviews 770 BURZUM: BACK FOR THE FIRST TIME ON BELUS March 3rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar I can honestly say I’ve never had a more complicated […]
Cinemetal 510 DETROIT METAL CITY: “THE JAPANESE EQUIVALENT OF DETHKLOK” December 24th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Or so reader Edgar Garcia tells us; I’ve never heard […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 190 YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A COALESCE CONCERT IN BROOKLYN NEXT WEEK December 23rd, 2009 at 1:58pm Gary Suarez With Christmas nearly upon us, and “Best of 2009” lists […]
