Rampant Rumors 0 Melvins’ Buzz Osborne Just Told Us More About the Next TOOL Album Than TOOL Have in 10 Years June 29th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein What on earth is the mysterious band up to these days? Buzz has the knowledge!
Art Attack 0 Watch Almost Three Minutes of Tool’s New Animated Visuals June 7th, 2016 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein They’re stunning, as usual.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Metallica, Megadeth, Tool and Others Earn to Play Shows? May 19th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes: “Terrorism is a Political Tool Used Widely and Mainly by the USA” April 25th, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Also: Middle East terrorism has all been conducted by the USA to sway public opinion in favor of Israel.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Latest on the New Tool Album April 7th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tentative release date scheduled to coincide with The Rapture.
Moppet Metal 0 Watch a Little Girl Interview Tool’s Maynard James Keenan March 31st, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s just “James” to his friends.
New Stuff 0 Re-tooled Lord Mantis Unveils “Safer” New Track March 24th, 2016 at 12:30pm Anso DF Can a substantial change to line-up not lead to a substantial change in sound?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Sounds Like They’re Making Real Progress on the New Tool Album March 16th, 2016 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg I’m totally kidding, this fucking piece of shit record is never coming out.
\m/ 0 Israeli Tool Fan Fights Off Hamas Terrorist Attacker with His Guitar March 9th, 2016 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Metal saves lives!
What the...?? 0 Someone Comped Together 28 Minutes of Tool Frontman Maynard James Keenan’s Stage Banter February 19th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Some of it’s right on the money and some makes no sense whatsoever, but it’s all entertaining.
Viral Vomit 0 Watch This Dude Completely Lose His Shit At A Tool Show January 19th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus And by ‘his shit,’ we mean ‘complete control of his upper body.’
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Offer Latest Non-Update Update on New Album November 24th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Says band has “twenty potential song ideas.”
Metal Merch 0 $500 Tool Meet and Greets: Now a Regular Occurrence November 20th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg And you probably can’t even ask them about their new album.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Announce US Tour, We Think! November 13th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus The only band on earth who can release a tour announcement via fortune teller.
Lolz 0 Writing and Recording of New Tool Album Delayed Again While Maynard Rearranges His Sock Drawer November 4th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Despite successfully reuniting this past weekend for a Halloween show, […]
Cinemetal 0 Video: Tool Cover Led Zeppelin While Dressed as Led Zeppelin (And Play Part of a New Song?) November 2nd, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg For Halloween. Duh.
Tweet Twat 0 Maynard James Keenan Didn’t Mean ALL Tool Fans are “Insufferable” or “Retards” October 29th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You can like Maynard again! VICTORY!!!
Editorials 0 Maynard James Keenan Calls Tool Fans “Insufferable,” “Retards” October 28th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Sigh.
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $500, You Can Pester Tool About Their New Album in Person October 16th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Also, fuck the homeless.” -David Cross
