Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Today in Metallica: David Bowie Loves Lulu, Kirk Hammett Loses 250 Riffs, Band May Have Chosen a Producer April 20th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg May have ACTUALLY chosen a producer, that is.
The Webernets 0 Today in Metallica: Kirk Hammett Plays with Meshuggah Live, Stone Sour Cover “Creeping Death” April 14th, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Because people love Metallica.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Kirk Hammett Verifies That Metallica Will Allow Fans to Listen to Their New Album April 8th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Also, the album will contain songs!
SnarkNotes 0 SnarkNotes: “Fuel” by Metallica April 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A detailed analysis of James Hetfield’s finest poetic offering.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week April 3rd, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Skeletonwitch, Slayer, Septicflesh, and bands whose names who not begin with the letter “s.”
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Leggo My Super-ego April 3rd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What are the best metal songs about feeling guilty and beating yourself up over something?
Punishing Pictorials 0 Popular Metal Albums with Clickbait Titles April 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Covers of albums by Metallica, Megadeth, Slipknot, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and more get re-imagined to be particularly well-suited to the internet era.
Music Dorkery 0 Breakdowns are SO 2004; I’m Into Fixups! April 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Will fixups ever replacebreakdowns as one of the most laughably overused aspects of metal?
Viral Vomit 0 “Snuffing Else Matters”: A Metallica/Slipknot Mash-Up April 1st, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metallipknot.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 And the Producer of the New Metallica Album is… April 1st, 2015 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg WHOA! Nobody saw this coming.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week March 27th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Worst Week Ever Playlist, March 23 – March 27, 2015 http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAXcMq3laHlhfuhAonCzO7nrNvrE9o0UQ […]
Music Dorkery 0 Metallica’s “Unforgiven” as Played by Eight Floppy Disc Drives March 26th, 2015 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Never before has Metallica been so… analog.
Tour de Force 0 Metallica Return to Lollapalooza March 25th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg In 1996, the band headlining the fest is a big deal. In 2015? Not so much.
Music Dorkery 0 Mixing Engineer Steve Thompson Claims it’s Lars Ulrich’s Fault That There’s No Bass on …And Justice for All March 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just when Lars thought his reputation couldn’t get any worse…
Black Collar Workers 0 Metallica Release Free Live Recording of Corporate Gig Just as New Book Claims They’ve Made “Disastrous” Financial Investments March 20th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Authors assert that the band’s “over the past decade [Metallica’s profit] margins will undoubtedly have taken a hammering.”
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Lyrics Re-Adjusted for Senior Citizens March 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because you can’t be the youth gone wild forever…
Editorials 0 Couple Makes Wedding Gown + Tux from Old Metal T-Shirts and Patches March 12th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “makes,” I mean “hires someone else to make for them.”
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week March 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Cannibal Corpse, Black Sabbath, Killswitch Engage, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 Metallica/Hall & Oates Mash-Up Makes Live Worth Living March 6th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I knew I woke up this morning for a reason!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lars Ulrich on New Metallica Material: “It’s Not So Bad” March 4th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg So that inspires confidence.
