Levi/Werstler Sucks 460 GREAT MUSICIANS THAT COULD GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DEFINITION OF GENRE (AND ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL FOR IT) April 20th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Musicians are strange creatures. Their work hours and habits are […]
\m/ 240 HEADBANGING WHILE MAKING FIRE April 9th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The future Mrs. Skullia just sent this to me. The description […]
I Am The Blawg 130 I AM THE BLAWG: NERGAL, RELIGION, AND THE LAW April 7th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Last month, Nergal found himself in a lot of trouble […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HIT A NEW LOW March 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Vince is now out of town. Again. Luckily, we […]
What the...?? 1450 BEHEMOTH’S NERGAL FACES UP TO TWO YEARS IN PRISON FOR DESTRUCTION OF A BIBLE March 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Somebody call Antonin Skullia. Nergal has been formally charged with […]
Tour de Force 730 WHO THE F*CK IS PROGRAMMING THIS FESTIVAL? February 12th, 2010 at 2:35pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the poster for this summer’s Sweden Rock Festival. You […]
Readers' Choice 300 HOUR OF PENANCE: THE ITALIAN BEHEMOTH? February 11th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Dan Wolfson tipped us off to the existence […]
Contests 250 AND THE WINNER OF THE BEHEMOTH VOCAL COVER CONTEST IS…. February 3rd, 2010 at 2:40pm MetalSucks … faithful MetalSucks reader Shane Gillis! The panel that selected […]
Rampant Rumors 1200 UNINFORMED SPECULATION ON WHO WILL PLAY OZZFEST 2010 February 1st, 2010 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Ozzfest is coming back this summer, and is […]
Readers' Choice 160 ANOTHER EXCELLENT UNSIGNED BAND: DIAMOND PLATE January 28th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The reader known as “culturevulture” e-mailed us to tell us […]
A View From the Pit 100 PHOTOS: BEHEMOTH, SEPTIC FLESH, LIGHTNING SWORDS OF DEATH & WOE AT THE TLA, PHILADELPHIA, PA, JAN. 7, 2010 January 11th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks First show of the the new year for me proved […]
Cinemetal 540 WANNA SEE NERGAL’S FIANCEE’S HOT NEW MUSIC VIDEO? January 11th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I gotta hand it to Behemoth front-growler/guitarist Nergal… for a […]
The Webernets 1520 SERGEANT D. THINKS THAT CONVERGE IS SOMETHING AWFUL January 5th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I was a little baffled by the sheer number of […]
Contests 170 BEHEMOTH VOCAL COVER CONTEST: SING ALONG WITH NERGAL, WIN SOME AWESOME SH*T! December 21st, 2009 at 11:00am MetalSucks If you follow this website you know that YouTube vocal […]
Tour de Force 380 AN AWESOME TOUR (THAT WE CAN’T GO TO) November 18th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ever heard that Behemoth have breaks built into their set […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 830 HERE’S A BUNCH OF MUSIC SUGGESTIONS November 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order…
Devin Townsend Sucks 610 AWESOME PRODUCERS AND MIXERS! November 17th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks These are some of my favorite producers and mixers for […]
What the...?? 350 NERGAL’S GOT RED HOT MORNING WOOD November 13th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Not only is Behemoth’s Nergal a country singer with no […]
What the...?? 260 NERGAL JOINS THE SEBASTIAN BACH CLUB November 5th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Fersas” sent us the below […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 650 WHAT DO YOU CALL A POLACK WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR? NERGAL. October 30th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Full props to our bestest buds at Metal Injection for […]