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Tag: black metal


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Video: ABBA Songs in the Style of Black Metal
November 22nd, 2017 at 11:36am MetalSucks

Never before has “Dancing Queen” sounded so grim and frostbitten.


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Video: Black Metal Parodies of Pop Songs
August 29th, 2017 at 9:31am Vince Neilstein

Also: black metal versions of hits by Justin Bieber, Megan Trainor, Miley Cyrus and more.


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Xas Irkalla: A Brutal New Game Worthy of Metal
August 23rd, 2017 at 1:49pm Jeff Treppel

Like D&D for metalheads with a penchant for the extremely bleak.


Lost in the Mosh 0
False, Integrity and the Best, Most-Overlooked Metal of July
August 1st, 2017 at 4:40pm MetalSucks

MetalSucks’ newest monthly column will be devoted to reviewing the best, most overlooked heavy releases of the month.


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Video: Black Metal… In the Desert!
March 8th, 2017 at 12:03pm MetalSucks

Why does black metal always have to be so frostbitten and cold? Woods of Trees’ latest video brings black metal to perhaps the most brutal, punishing, unforgiving landscape on Earth: the desert.


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Antifa Protest Against NSBM Band Graveland Causes Black Metal Fest in Montreal to be Canceled
November 29th, 2016 at 9:53am Vince Neilstein

Antifa tossed smoke grenades, called in bomb threats and started fires.


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True Story: A Couple on Their Engagement Photo Shoot Stumbled Upon a Black Metal Band in the Woods
October 24th, 2016 at 9:26am Vince Neilstein

The nuptials of John Awesome (yes, really) and Nydia Hernandez just got WAY more grim.


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What’s the Next Big Trend in Metal?
October 20th, 2016 at 11:56am Vince Neilstein

Have we entered the era of post-everything?


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Video: Mark Tremonti (Alter Bridge, Creed, Tremonti) Reacts to Brutal Metal
August 15th, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks

MetalSucks video correspondent Brian Storm sat down with the axeman to play him a specially concocted playlist of some of the most brutal metal tracks of all time including Infant Annihilator, Cannibal Corpse and more.


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Limp Bizkit Have a Black Metal Logo Now
August 12th, 2016 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus

It’s all about the he-said she-said kill-your-best-friend-in-his-apartment-complex-in-Oslo buuullshit.


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Scare Tactics: Was Black Metal a CHRISTIAN RECRUITMENT TOOL?!?!?!
July 26th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Was metal’s most satanic genre started to make young people accept Jesus?


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This Icelandic Soccer Commentary Doubles Perfectly as Black Metal Vocals
June 28th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Gol-side journey.


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Video: Black Metal Parody of Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On”
April 12th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks

It’s like Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, except in corpse paint… perfect, really.


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Video: Black Metal Parody of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You”
December 8th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

Or should we say… all I want for KRIEGMAS is you.


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An Excerpt from Charles Dickens’ Grim Expectations
November 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus

“So I came to be called Pip, until I became known as Blasphemoth Christraper.”


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This T-Shirt of Bernie Sanders in Corpse Paint is Amazing
October 19th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

FEEL THE CHURCH BERN


Cooking Contaminated 0
Burger King’s Black Whopper Has an Unexpected Side Effect
October 6th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Black gives way to green.


Editorials 0
A Blaze In The Southern Moon: America Will Get The Black Whopper
September 25th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus

None more burger.


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Video: Black Metal Busking in Prague
September 17th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks

What happens when Woods of Trees bring their ultimate grimness to the streets of Prague?


Metal Legacies 0
Here’s To You, Armored Bipedal Goat
July 13th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Good on you, you spiked Christ-beheading son of a bitch.


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