Cinemetal 0 Watch Chris Holmes’ Latest Cinemetallic Masterpiece, “Born Work Die” July 7th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “Who farted? Wasn’t me, dude!”
Punishing Pictorials 0 Unlikely Endorsement Deals for Metal Musicians April 8th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks
Cinemetal 0 FINALLY, We’ll All Be Able to Watch Chris Holmes Embarrass His Mother in Hi-Def March 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Decline of Western Civilization films come to Blu-ray.
Cinemetal 0 Call Off the Race, We Have Found the Best Metal Video of 2015 February 6th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Watch former W.A.S.P. guitarist Chris Holmes eat ice cream, hold a feather, and lounge on the couch.
Editorials 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Blames “Black Culture” for His Dwindling Popularity in the U.S. July 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg As though you need to be black to hear how bad his music sucks.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Weren’t as Big as Metallica March 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include not only Metallica, but also Arch Enemy, Deftones, Machine Head, and more.
Metal Merch 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes is Selling His ’87 Pontiac on Craigslist March 18th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg He builds excitement.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Rang in 1997 2014 January 3rd, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and accompanying playlist includes Slipknot, Judas Priest, Devin Townsend, and more.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Deported January 3rd, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s Europe’s problem now.
Cinemetal 0 And You Thought Chris Holmes’ Last Video Sucked March 21st, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m reasonably certain this was filmed on an iPhone.
Editorials 0 HIATUS ON FIRE: WHY MATT PIKE SHOULDN’T PLAY HEAVY MTL OR HEAVY T.O. June 14th, 2012 at 10:00am Gary Suarez The other day, I came across a concert listing for […]
Greatest Hits 0 50 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos May 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DIMEBAG 0 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos” width=”321″ […]
\m/ 230 MATT PIKE LOOKS SEXY IN THIS POOLSIDE INTERVIEW March 25th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein I don’t think anyone would actually equate Matt Pike’s recent […]
Cinemetal 300 COOL AS ICE: A CINEMETAL CLASSIC? March 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks There are a lot of metal and metal-related movies out […]
Br00tal-lists 120 THE $LUDGE IS BACK! THE TOP 10 DRUNKEST (LIVING) ROCKSTARS OF ALL TIME November 24th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein So I get this email with the above headline as […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 CHRIS HOLMES: STILL CLEVER May 24th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg As much as I love (most) hair metal and loathe […]
Cinemetal 280 WATCHTHE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION PART II: THE METAL YEARS IN ITS ENTIRETY FOR FREE!!! May 22nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to our bro-bros at Metal Injection for bringing to […]
