Music Dorkery 0 Ben Higgins Pays Homage to Thirty Guitarists in One Solo January 4th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Consequently, he is being courted by every cover band in the world.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Dave Mustaine Hates Men’s Wearhouse January 2nd, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Suits sell… but who’s buying?
What the...?? 0 Scientists Decide Disgusting Hairy Six-Legged Pest Reminds Them of Dave Mustaine December 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg New species of tarantula named in the Megadeth mainman’s honor.
Lick My Label 0 Megadeth Part Ways with Roadrunner Records December 10th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg In other news, water is wet!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Thinks President Obama is Candyman December 6th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Megadick has also devised a top-notch new system for measuring debt!
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Almost Made a Good Point November 26th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Unfortunately, he’s completely nuts, and thus did not manage to stick the landing.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Geoff Tate’s New Queensrÿche is Off to a Terrific Start November 26th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Guitarist Glen Drover quits the band before they even goddamn do anything.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Mourns the Loss of Twinkies, Endorses Secession November 21st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Megadeth mainman blames President Obama for the loss of his favorite snack.
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 Suck It and See November 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Opinions are like assholes, and yours probably could use a refreshing Wet Wipe.
Metal in the Media 0 Shawn Drover Implies Dave Mustaine Didn’t Mean His Controversial Political Comments; Dave Mustaine Makes More Controversial Political Comments; Shawn Drover Distances Band from Dave Mustaine November 19th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Drummer’s interview comments are amended after Mustaine contradicts them.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Blogged at Half-Speed November 9th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most- and least-sucky stories of the week!
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine, Oderus Urungus, and Ted Nugent Comment on President Obama’s Re-Election November 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll never guess how each one reacted to the news!
New Stuff 0 Nonexist’s Version of “In My Darkest Hour” is the Worst Megadeth Cover Ever October 25th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg And you thought Mustaine’s vocals sucked.
Cinemetal 0 IRON MAIDEN NEWSWATCH: BRUCE’S KEYNOTE SPEECH, NEW ADRIAN JAM October 12th, 2012 at 1:30pm Anso DF We all eagerly await the unseating of NBA commissioner David […]
Br00tal-lists 0 ANOTHER GUITARIST LIST OVER WHICH TO ARGUE! September 25th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Oh, COME ON!” Gibson — yup, the guitar manufacturers — […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE FORGOT HOW TO STAND September 21st, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 DAVE MUSTAINE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO STAND September 17th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You might read that headline and think, “Okay, Axl is […]
Tour de Force 0 THE FIRST POTENTIALLY COOL THING DAVE MUSTAINE HAS DONE ALL YEAR September 10th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dave Mustaine has been going out of his way to […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
