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Necessary Roughness: Richard Sherman is a F*cking Assh*le
January 20th, 2014 at 11:04am MetalSucks

In which Brockie recaps yesterday’s two epic games, but mostly talks about Richard Sherman’s 30-second post-game tirade.


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Necessary Roughness: The End is Nigh
January 13th, 2014 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

Dave recaps the divisional games from the weekend and takes a look at next week’s conference championships.


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GWAR’s Oderus Urungus Teases “Major Announcement”
January 9th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

WHAT COULD IT BE?!?!?!


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Necessary Roughness: Wildcard Weekend
January 6th, 2014 at 12:00pm MetalSucks

The Chargers defeat “The Bungles,” the Colts edge the Chiefs, the Saints squeak by the Eagles and the ‘Niners take down the Pack.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 16: I Eat a Bowl of D**k (Again)
December 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

Dave wonders: Could there be greater torment than being a ‘Skins fan?


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Necessary Roughness, Week 15: Are the Saints and Broncos Cracking?
December 18th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks

Brockie examines the past weekend’s NFL action.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 14: Let It Snow, Let it Snow, the ‘Skins Blow… and the Longest Field Goal Ever!
December 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

In which the ‘Skins continued to look horrible while the Ravens, 49ers, Eagles, Dolphins and more emerged victorious.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 13: Thanksgiving Hangover
December 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks

“I was running around the back yard in my underwear, shaking a mop at the sky and projectile vomiting at squirrels.”


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Necessary Roughness, Week 12: The Panthers are Brockie’s “Dark Cat” Pick to Win the Super Bowl
November 26th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks

Brockie recaps the weekend’s action: Saints vs. Falcons, Panthers vs. Dolphins, Chiefs vs. Chargers, Broncos vs. Patriots and more.


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In Which We Got the Worst Tattoo Ever
November 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This week’s top stories and playlist include Anthrax, Ghost, GWAR, and more.


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Finally, GWAR are a Cartoon GWARtoon!!!
November 15th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

It even features “Weird Al” Yankovic!!!


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Necessary Roughness, Week 10: Congrats to the Vikings!
November 11th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Brockie covers this weekend’s NFL action. The Vikings get their first win of the season, Detroit prevails over Chicago, the Panthers top the Niners and more.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 9: Halfway Hell!
November 4th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Halfway through the season there are all kinds of teams in the race for those playoff spots — as well as a few teams whose seasons seem to be firmly in the shitter.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 8: Brockie Had a Rough Week
October 29th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

Brockie asks MS readers to write this column for him.


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In Which Benton Broke Glass
October 25th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This week’s top stories and playlist includes Deicide, Metallica, Broken Hope, Suicide Silence, All Perish, Pig Destroyer, and more.


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Oderus Urungus from GWAR Reads Goodnight Moon
October 23rd, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Need a good laugh? Get in here.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 7: The Story of Bum and Bud / The Truth About the Dolphins
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks

In which each team’s helmet design is the deciding factor of whether Brockie likes the team or not.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 6: Change the Name and Maybe Your Fate
October 14th, 2013 at 6:30pm MetalSucks

Brockie makes a passionate argument in favor of the Redskins changing their offensive name.


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In Which We Pondered Youth in Asia
October 4th, 2013 at 5:45pm Axl Rosenberg

This week’s top stories and accompanying playlist includes Dream Theater, Testament, Suicide Silence, Down, Motörhead Megadeth, and more.


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Neilstein Soundscam: Through the Never, Coming to a Dream Theater Near You
October 3rd, 2013 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein

Dream Theater and Metallica made big splashes with debuts this week but neither could grab the top spot of the Neilstein power rankings.


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